Prix Nix Blix Fix

Any chance Variety has a man in Iraq covering the soon to be conducted UN inspections for weapons of mass destruction? If so, upon the Iraqis first obfuscation or quick change scam behind a locked palace compound gate, I humbly submit the above headline, which would look down right stately in 200 point scare type. Unfortunately, with the new J. Lo./F. Murray Abraham vehicle ?Maid In Manhattan? due for release December 13, I fear Variety won?t have a reporter to spare and we?ll be left with the New York Times using something like - ?Small Sovereign Nation Declares Its Rights for Self Determination Against US Aggression.?

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