You are Don Lucia. You are coach of the defending national champion University of Minnesota Golden Gopher hockey team. You are intelligent, well-spoken, and probably the best college hockey coach in the country who is not named "Dean Blais."
You are also one attractive man. Ask any woman who even remotely follows hockey in the state of Minnesota and she will concur. Ummm, I like him, she will say. While that Letterman-lookalike Blais may win a few recruiting battles with the hockey dads, your good looks will win over the hockey moms.
So, Coach Lucia, at some point don't you look in the mirror and say: Damn, I gotta do something about this chump haircut.