Friday, December 06, 2002

What's Not to Love About Being Dutch?

David Sedaris examines some of the the differences in Christmas tradition in a funny piece at

A Dutch parent has a decidedly hairier story to relate, telling his children, "Listen, you might want to pack a few of your things together before you go to bed. The former bishop from Turkey will be coming along with six to eight black men. They might put some candy in your shoes, they might stuff you in a sack and take you to Spain, or they might just pretend to kick you. We don't know for sure, but we want you to be prepared."

Not exactly visions of sugar plums is it?

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