Sunday, August 31, 2003

In This Case The Scales of Justice Don't Balance

On Friday noted talk radio host Hugh Hewitt speculated that the Minnesota youth arrested for unleashing a computer worm might, in fact, be one of our fellow Fraters staffers, The Atomizer.

The young man has been identified as eighteen year old Jeffrey Lee Parson who goes six foot four and weighs in at three hundred and twenty bills.

Meanwhile the Atomizer has been on this planet for thirty and six years and checks in at five foot eight and a buck forty.

I think you're barking up the wrong tree here Hugh. Now if you would told me that Saint Paul had a secret identity I might have been able to support you. But The Atomizer's an innocent man. At least this time.

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