You May Already Be A Winner
We have the distinct honor of welcoming a special guest to the Fraters trivia squad for tonight's competition at Keegan's Irish Pub. The Warrior Monk from Spitbull has agreed to make an appearance as well as making a Joe Namath-like guarantee of victory.
Since the recent relocation of JB Doubtless to the cozy confines of Rochester, Minnesota for job reasons (namely that he got one), the Fraters trivia team has limped along from week to week plugging in available substitutes and trying to find the right mix. The Warrior Monk is the latest to try to fill the very large and sweaty shoes of JB Doubtless, but his ability to appear on a regular basis is limited by family commitments. And so next week we will once again be looking for a fourth.
Which gave us the idea to open this up to our readers. Think about it. We have a highly educated, well-read, knowledgeable cadre of people right at our fingertips. (Yes, that includes you guys at Oak Park Heights too.) What a perfect pool to troll for potential trivia teammates.
So we would like to announce the kick off of our Fraters Trivia Team Contest. Entry is easy. Simply send us an e-mail detailing the reasons that you would like to be on the team, along with attached promissory note (in Word preferably) stating that you will be picking up our bar tab.
Join us and experience the joy of victory as we extend our string of championships and the agony of defeat as Saint Paul is once again rebuffed in his lecherous advances by yet another waitress.
The Fraters Trivia Team is an equal opportunity organization and we do practice affirmative action with a point system. If you are a hot, twenty two year old woman you get fifty points. Anyone else is minus ten.
Enter early, enter often.