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Monday, March 31, 2003

Arnett?s Killing Words

Below, The Elder links to Peter Arnett?s explanation for being allowed to report from Iraq, saying the Iraqis merely respected him as a ? fellow warrior.? It?s interesting to compare that reasoning to what Peter Arnett said to The New Republic magazine, back in October of 2002 . Regarding the rules for reporting in Iraq:

"There's a quid pro quo for being there," says Peter Arnett, who worked the Iraq beat for CNN for a decade. "You go in and they control what you do. ... So you have no option other than to report the opinion of the government of Iraq."

So I guess the Iraqi regime not only considers him a ?fellow warrior? but perhaps a fellow traveler as well?

I do wonder about Arnett?s motives. Was he just being overly accommodating in an attempt to gain further access to the Iraqi leadership, as some have claimed? Or was he instead relaying his true opinions (and they were opinions), and they just happened to coincide with the interests of the Iraqi government?

My guess is that it was probably the latter. His statements from today and his half-assed apologies (which are at the level of ?I?m sorry you feel that way?) indicate he may indeed believe what he was saying. Perhaps that's not surprising, since Arnett?s ill-informed comments about the US War plan being a failure and the growing influence of the anti-war movement and it?s ability to affect Bush administration policy, are the type of comments one hears quite commonly from reporters at press conferences and in their articles and TV reports.

Ultimately, the true danger of Arnett?s comments (and those of his anti-war cohorts in the media) is their very real potential to prolong the war and increase the casualty rate of both Allied forces and the Iraqi people. If the Iraqi armed forces (both Republican Guard and otherwise) believe that Saddam?s reign is at an end and thus they need not fear any retribution from him, they?ll be much more likely to surrender. Even supporters of the regime would be less likely to fight if they believe that their cause is hopeless (which it is).

Same goes for the citizenry of Iraq. They?ll be much less likely to participate in popular uprisings or even to cooperate with Allied forces if they believe there?s a chance Saddam Hussein and his regime will survive this conflict. Comments from Arnett such as ...

Our reports about civilian casualties here, about the resistance of the Iraqi forces, are going back to the United States," he said. "It helps those who oppose the war when you challenge the policy to develop their arguments."

... can only serve to create the seeds of doubt in the minds of those wishing to assist us, but fearful that weakening American resolve may lead to a premature end of the war. I don?t believe Saddam?s survival is even a remote possibility, given President Bush?s commitment to a full and complete victory. But encouraging the false hopes of Saddam?s supporters and discouraging the resistance of his enemies will inevitably lead to more casualties on both sides.

I wonder, does Peter Arnett even take this into consideration when choosing to appear on Iraqi TV? A medium he has admitted he knows to be dedicated to Iraqi propoganda. If yes, then why does he do it? Does he feel that expressing his doubts and opinions is a higher priority than the lives of a few soldiers and Iraqi citizens? Or does he think that these deaths are an acceptable price to pay in order for him to get exclusive access to Iraqi government officials? Or does he not think at all in his quest to enhance his own industry reputation and professional profile amongst his peers?

I?m not sure what the answer is, though I suspect he?s motivated to some degree by all of these factors. We may never know the truth, since he's been fired by NBC and I suspect his next reporting gig may be limited to covering the big Schuller's Shoe sale for the Har Mar Mall Weekly Shopper's News.





When It Comes To College Hockey, Respect Your Elder

Those of you who took took my NCAA college hockey tournament picks and ran down to your local bookie are happy today. (By the way, if anyone actually knows a bookie who takes college hockey action drop me a note.) I went 11-1 in the twelve games played over the weekend and was only a disallowed third period BC goal away from running the table. Will the Thrill turned in a decent performance himself going 9-3 but with only the three Final Four games remaining he's going to be hard pressed to rally.

Here's where we stand after the WCHA Final Five and the NCAA Regional games:

Elder 14-2 minus 52 goals differential
Will the Thrill 12-4 minus 48 goals differential

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Sunday, March 30, 2003

Now That The Objective Media Have Spoken...

Pack it up boys. Time to go home. It was a good effort but we failed. Those Iraqis are just too tough for us. At least that's the word from noted journalist Peter Arnett, who said the the first U.S. war plan had failed due to Iraqi resistance during an interview he had with Iraqi TV.

Now one might wonder why the Iraqis have allowed Arnett to stay on in Baghdad while most Western journalists have been given the boot. According to Arnett:

He said the Iraqis allowed him to stay in Baghdad because they respect him.

"The Iraqis have let me stay because they see me as a fellow warrior," Arnett said. "They know I might not agree with them, but I've got their respect."


Yeah, that's it Peter. They respect you. Much the same way in which a carpenter respects his hammer.






The Faces of America

Today's Minneapolis Star Tribune featured a full page of photos of all the U.S. troops who have been killed or captured so far in operations in Iraq. It is a moving reminder of the human cost of war but it also serves as a effective counterpoint to those, like Congressman Charles B. Rangel, who claimed that the burdens of war would be borne heaviest by the young, the poor, and minorities. When you look at the faces of those who have made these supreme sacrifices you see a cross section of races, ages, hometowns, and ranks. In other words you see America.






Saturday, March 29, 2003

Fooling None of the People, None of the Time

One of the organizer?s of last Saturday?s anti-war rally at Macalester college recently commented on the attempt to get U.S. Senator Mark Dayton to participate in the event:

We had invited Senator Dayton -- in addition to about 75 other elected officials -- to the event several weeks ago, but he had told us that he would not be in Minnesota this weekend. When we heard that he was scheduled to speak at the "Support Our Troops" rally at the Capitol [that same day], two of our members called his office to remind him of our event -- and to ask him to explain his March 21st statement in the Star Tribune:

"The president has made that momentous decision, and I will support him, his military command and the brave American troops who are carrying out his orders," said Sen. Mark Dayton, D-Minn., normally one of Bush's fiercest critics."

After a day of phone conversations among Dayton's staff, some members of Merriam Park Neighbors for Peace, and some members of IPAC, we decided that we did not think he would be an appropriate last-minute addition to our already crowded speaking schedule because he seems to have chosen to support the war. He said he would be happy to address our crowd and seemed willing to take some criticism and questions, but we were afraid that his presence -- given his current stated stance on the war -- would dishearten the crowd. As one person in our group put it, "A peace rally should not be a public forum for waffling politicians." Late in the day, something suddenly came up in Washington and Senator Dayton did not make it to Minnesota to attend or speak at either event.


In summation, Dayton declined to speak at the anti-war event because he said he wouldn?t be in town that day. Then he agreed to speak at a support the troops rally that same day. Then he later agreed to also speak at the anti-war rally (and was turned down). Then he didn?t show up at either of them.

Now that?s what I call getting out in front of an issue! (And then falling under it and getting flattened.)

Say what you will about Mark Dayton?s leadership style, but you have to admit he has a talent for creating a consensus. Both the Left and the Right seem to be rapidly coming to an agreement. That we need a new Senator in 2006.






Mercy, Mercy, Me!

A reader and St. Cloud State hockey fan takes me to task for my remarks on the Huskies participation in the NCAA hockey tournament:

I've loved your blog for some time, but calling us undeserving of the hockey tournament is a little below the belt there, fella! We've played a very difficult schedule this year and have battled injuries all season. We've beaten the best in the WCHA, four others of who are also in the tournament. And the rules for putting extra weight on strength of schedule came last summer, so we were just playing by the rules.

After attending yesterday's West Regional semifinal games I have to admit I was wrong about one thing. St. Cloud State didn't deserve to get into the tournament (especially in light of the fact that UMD was not selected) but they were not the most undeserving team participating as I had claimed earlier. That distinction clearly belongs to Mercyhurst.

It wasn't just that Mercyhurst was pounded by the Minnesota Gophers 9-2 (it was 7-0 five minutes into the second period) it was the way that they rolled over and accepted their beating that was so appalling. As the Gopher forwards and defensemen walked around their defense time after time, as Gopher skaters sat unmolested in front of the Mercyhurst net with enough time to pound a heater or two, and as the Gophers peppered shot after shot on the poor Mercyhurst goalie the Lakers did little or nothing to even attempt to stop it. Trip somebody, slash them, knock them down, just make an effort, even if it's in vain, to keep from getting throttled. Lumbering Gopher defenseman Matt DeMarchi (not exactly known for his offensive prowess-career Gopher penalty minute leader) skated unmolested down the slot on more than one occasion while the Mercyhurst skaters seemed perfectly content to watch him unload on their net from fifteen feet out. Thank you sir may I have another?

After a while it was actually getting embarrassing to see a team being so completely humiliated. The pathetic thing is that the 9-2 final score and the 56-18 shot advantage for the Gophers don't even accurately tell the story of how thoroughly the Gophers dominated every phase of the game. It was worse than those stats indicate and if the Gophers had continued their second period play into the third the score easily could have been twelve or thirteen to nothing.

We have this tournament in Minnesota every March that Mercyhurst might want to think about next year. It's called the Minnesota State High School hockey tourney and I think the Lakers just might have a shot although I'd have to take this year's high school champions from Anoka over Mercyhurst if the two teams were to play today.

Finally there were a lot of comparisons early in the year between Gopher forward Thomas Vanek and North Dakota's Zach Parise, both freshmen. When Parise got off to a great start Gopher fans were wondering if they missed out on the best new player in the WCHA. While Parise is a great player and has a great future ahead of him I think that in Vanek the Gophers have struck gold. Difference maker, the x-factor, game breaker, whatever cliché you want to call it Vanek is the man. He's got speed, hands, size, toughness, a shot, and incredible play making ability. It's not just the plays that he makes that amaze you, it's also the ones that he almost makes and last night he had us shaking our heads in wonder a number of times. He is definitely a future NHLer and Gopher fans should enjoy his gifts now since I don't see him sticking around after his sophomore year.





Friday, March 28, 2003

Two Thumbs Up (and Gouging Out Your Eyes)

There?s a new movie out called Spider. A Ralph Fiennes vehicle (which sounds more like a battery operated scooter than a movie). The review in today?s Star Tribune includes this summation:

A disturbing portrait of a troubled mind, it draws you into the bleak inner world of a madman and holds you in a spellbinding net of pity, terror and -- most frightening -- sympathy.

By the way, the reviewer Colin Covert, is RECOMMENDING you go see this. Calling it ?maybe a masterpiece?. (I sure hope he writes another review, once he makes his mind up on this one. It?s like writing a restaurant review and saying ?I think the chicken kiev might be tasty. And it was reasonably priced - maybe.")

Perhaps it?s just me, but generally speaking I think most people are adverse to being disturbed, encountering people with troubled minds, getting drawn into bleak worlds of madmen who hold you in their net evoking pity and terror. Oh yes, you feel sympathy too. However, sympathy that is FRIGHTENING!

Sure in our daily lives, we have no choice but to encounter the individuals described above. The IT department in the average American office is full of these types. But during my precious spare time, freely choosing this as an entertainment option, and better yet getting the benefit of paying for the experience? Are you effin? nuts!?

I had the same reaction a few months back when a friend wanted to go see the Robin Williams movie ?1 Hour Photo?. The advertisements included reviewer comments such as ?profoundly disturbing? and ?I was haunted for days afterwards?. Paying money for the privilege of being disturbed and haunted for days by Robin Williams? I had to decline. To this day I?m still haunted by the time I saw Robin Williams in Patch Adams on USA Network, and that didn?t cost me dime.






Come Join The Party!

WHO: Islamofascists everywhere who share a hatred of the Great Satan

WHAT: Your chance to finally prove your manhood and strike a blow against the Great Satan. Instead of blowing up woman and children in cowardly terrorist attacks or marching in the streets chanting "Death to America" knowing full well that no one will make you account for your words you can now actually go head to head with the Crusaders in a real jihad. Opportunities for martyrdom abound. Don't miss out!

WHERE: Iraq

WHEN: Now-in fact the sooner the better this offer won't last forever!

RSVP: Please let General Tommy Franks know when you will be arriving in Iraq and where you will be staying. He'll have a welcoming committee knocking down your door (or perhaps the walls) in no time.






It's All About Hugh

I was listening to the always entertaining and informative Hugh Hewitt Radio Show last night and was pleasantly surprised to hear Hugh mention James Lileks and a World War II propaganda song that Lileks had submitted to him. I was even more surprised when Hugh included the humble gang here at Fraters Libertas along with such giants of the blogsphere as Lileks and Power Line as comprising the 'Northern Alliance of blogs' (licensed merchandise coming soon). We are grateful to be included in such esteemed company but would also like to suggest that our fellow Minnesota based blogger Mitch Berg at Shot in the Dark be added to the formidable alliance.

While we're at it we'd also like to extend a personal thank you to Hugh Hewitt for his continuing efforts to promote blogs to a wider audience. He's one of the first members of the "mainstream media" to recognize the emergence of blogs and deserves a lot of credit for his foresight. This one's for you Hugh.






Taking the Best (or worst) That Each Has To Offer

Good lengthy piece at Stategypage.com which explores how Saddam's regime has borrowed tactics from both Nazism and Stalinism. It also offers some perspective on the progress of the war so far.







Shuffle Off To Buffalo

Who will be making the NCAA College Hockey Final Four in Buffalo this year? If my picks are any indication many of the same teams who went to St. Paul last year. I'll have to make this quick since I'll be attending today's semis at Mariucci starting later this afternoon so the comments will be limited:

EAST

Semis-

Cornell 3
MSU Mankato 2
-The Mavs will hang with the Big Red for a while despite probably giving up fifty shots on goal.

BC 4
OSU 2

Final-

BC 4
Cornell 3
-I thought I was picking a nice upset here until I read that Will is taking BC to knock off top ranked Cornell as well.


NORTHEAST

Semis-

New Hampshire 5
St. Cloud State 2
By far the most undeserving team in the tourney the Huskies should be ashamed to even show up for their game against NH. They caught a break in the Pairwise rankings and made the field despite a bad finish and a playoff series loss to UMD. The Bulldogs were royally hosed by the selection process and the fact that they're home while SCSU is playing this weekend demands some tweeking in the system next year.

BU 3
Harvard 1

Final-

BU 2
NH 3
-Another Final Four trip for New Hampshire

MIDWEST

CC 6
Wayne State 3
-I wasn't aware that Batman had endowed a college.

Maine 3
Michigan 4
-Another heart breaking loss for Maine (hopefully the players will behave with a bit more class than after last year's national championship game) in front of Michigan's home crowd.

Finals-

CC 4
Michigan 5
-I hate the helmets. I hate the team. But home cooking gives the Wolverines the edge and another trip to the Final Four.

WEST

Semis-

North Dakota 2
Ferris State 4
-Insert your own Ferris State joke here but they won the CCHA and UND has been slumping badly. Even though they've got captain David Hale back it won't be enough.

Mercyhurst 3
Minnesota 5
-When I heard the Gophers had an easy opening round game I thought "who are they playing the little sisters of the poor?". Close. It's hated Mercyhurst. The Gophers have struggled on Friday night games and this one will be closer than it should be.

Final-

Ferris State 2
Minnesota 4
-Playing on their home ice will prove the key as the Gophers advance to the Final Four to try to defend their national championship.

Three of last year's Final Four teams returning again this year? We'll wait and see. Should be a great weekend for college hockey.

And a welcome distraction from watching CNN's Aaron Brown and his hair piece (nice try Aaron).







Thursday, March 27, 2003

Hockey: One Time-out Per Game, Hoops: I Can't Count That High

This week the Elder and myself will be trying our hand at picking the outcome of the NCAA Division I Regional hockey games. This year the tournament finally expanded to sixteen games from twelve, so the pickings are a little tougher with those byes out of the way. (An aside to everyone whining about #1 ranked Cornell getting a tough seeding: It's about time the NCAA did this to an Eastern team after years of doing it to Western teams. You were way overdue to get the proverbial hockey stick shaft!) I have two Boston teams advancing to the Frozen Four, not because I know Eastern hockey (I don't) but I think because Radio K has been playing a live cover of "Dirty Water" by the Dropkick Murphys ... aw but they're cool people.

West Regional:

Semifinal) Ferris State vs. North Dakota - Ferris State wins 3-2.

Semifinal) Minnesota vs. Mercyhurst - Minnesota wins 5-1.

Final) Minnesota vs. Ferris State - The Gophers looks very very tough these days. They will eat up the home cooking in the regional and win this game 4-2.

Midwest Regional:

Semifinal) Maine vs. Michigan - Michigan wins 3-2.

Semifinal) Colorado College vs. Wayne State - Colorado College wins 6-2.

Final) Colorado College vs. Michigan - This will be a tough game for the Tigers as they will have to (if my above prediction comes true) play the Wolverines in their own building. But CC will pull through and win 3-2.

East Regional:

Semifinal) Cornell vs. Minnesota State-Mankato - Cornell wins 3-2.

Semifinal) Boston College vs. Ohio State - BC wins 3-1.

Final) Cornell vs. Boston College - BC plays in the solid Hockey East conference, while Cornell plays in the mediocre ECAC conference. It won't be that much of an upset when BC wins 4-2.

Northeast Regional:

Semifinal) Boston University vs. Harvard - BU wins 4-3

Semifinal) New Hampshire vs. St. Cloud State - UNH wins 5-3.

Final) Boston University vs. New Hampshire - BU triumphs so I will get to say "Jack Pahker pahked his cah in Hahvard Yahd" in a Boston accent (all my accents end up sounding North Dakotan anyway.) BU wins 2-1.





Window of Opportunity

How much is a witty, insightful PJ O?Rourke commentary worth to you? Before you start adding up the expenditure you?ve no doubt used to procure any of his many fine books, understand I?m not talking about money. Instead I?m talking about the worth of your patience, your sanity, and just maybe your immortal soul!

Slight exaggeration perhaps, but you should be aware that PJ is appearing almost daily on the KQRS morning show (92.5 FM). For at least the past week he?s been doing live reports from Kuwait City. And he promises to continue to do so, from there and all points north until this war is concluded.

Many of you may already know this, since the show continues to get an astounding 30% of all radio listeners in the Twin Cities during morning drive, as it has for years. But as loyal and numerous as KQ?s adherents are, there is a vast segment Minnesotans who would rather listen to repeated playings of a Morse Code rendition of The Bay City Rollers? ?Saturday Night? than to Tommy B. and the gang.

I?m somewhere in the middle (the moderate that I am). I think Tom Bernard is a legitimately funny person, a master of ridicule, and a talented broadcaster. It?s everything else about that show that stinks. The alternately insufferable and buffoonish sidekick menagerie, the topic selection (literally every other story they cover seems to be about some guy getting his genitals crushed, sawed off or stuck in a swimming pool drainage vent), and of course the music.

My God the music. They?ve relentlessly bludgeoned their audience with the same 50 or so Classic Rock songs for the past 20 years and ruined them for all time. There?s nothing inherently wrong with a song like ?Honky Tonk Woman.? But due to KQ?s sickening overexposure of it, the mere mention of the words ?I met a gin soaked bar room queen in Memphis? involuntarily triggers my right arm to lash out in an attempt to punch another preset button on my radio before another syllable can be heard. Sadly, the words ?I met a gin soaked bar room queen in Memphis? start about half the conversations among my social circle. As a result I?ve lost many friends who?ve felt the spasmodic wrath of my right hand.

But I love PJ. And if you can tune in to KQ at just the right time, you get nothing but Barnard and him discussing the war and it?s been good. So far it?s been occuring between about 7:30 - 8:00 AM. I wish you luck.






How Many Kids Would You Kill Today?

John Derbyshire at NRO has a great piece today called Ten Points on the War. His first point is that the name Operation Iraqi Freedom is incredibly lame to which I concur wholeheartedly. He also raises an interesting moral question with his fifth point:

5. Are we being too nice? It is a point of pride for us, military and civilian alike, that we take the utmost care to avoid "collateral damage" ? i.e. killing and maiming Iraqi civilians. Well, I am proud of that, too. Not so proud, though, as to forget that there is a calculus of casualties, in which being too punctilious about losses among enemy civilians costs lives among our own military. This is an ugly fact, but a fact just the same.

Where is the point of balance? How many Iraqi civilians are we willing to trade for one dead Marine? A thousand? A hundred? Ten? One? "No answer" is not possible here, though of course everyone pretends it is. You ? and more to the point, our military commanders and their civilian bosses ? have to have some opinion on this, and they have to act on that opinion. I confess I am an extremist on this particular scale of horrors. My answer: "hundreds, though not thousands." If that shocks you ? well, what's your answer?


I must be even more of extremist since my answer would be at least a thousand, possibly more. It's not a real pleasant thing to think about but, as Derbyshire points out, it is a calculation that our military must deal with on a now daily basis.

Before you think me a cold hearted bastage take a moment and, as Derbyshire asks, answer the question yourself. A good friend of mine (ex-military currently working for Uncle Sam in a different capacity) recently sent me an e-mail and, without getting into specifics, let's just say that his answer makes Derbyshire and myself look positively Quakeresque.





Lies and Consequences

I've gotten some reader feedback regarding the Matt Entenza post from yesterday. Mostly people wanting to know where they can go to purchase the chic Matt Entenza "look," that is Foster Gant sunglasses and a Members Only windbreaker. Sorry folks, but as a man who picks his sunglasses out from Walgreens' revolving cylinder of cheap shades and his clothes out of the discount barrel at Mills Fleet Farm, I can't help you in matters of high fashion. I suggest you call his office directly for sartorial advice.

Other readers have attempted to defend Mr. Entenza on free speech grounds, saying, in essence, that he has every right to express his opinion that the war is wrong. Furthermore, they contend that it is not incongruous or hypocritical for him to state that he supports the troops, yet still participates in rallies that erode public support for the war effort, since protesting might ultimately lead to a quicker end to the conflict (via a US retreat and pull out).

Leaving aside the dire long term consequences of such a move by the United States, this position--that ridiculing, shrill, politically motivated protestation actually helps the troops, is absurd. The country has committed itself to this war effort. Both Congress (in bi-partisan fashion) and the President have approved it, and now we've ordered our fighting men and women to accomplish the task at hand. Standing on the sidelines, mocking the decision makers as incompetent or diabolically motivated, and gleefully parading out the nightmarish worst-case scenarios of this war can only serve to demoralize our troops and to embolden the enemy.

Yesterday's Pioneer Press contained a thoughtful essay by DJ Tice, who explored the knee jerk inclinations of both the "anti-war" and "support the troops" movements. His criticisms of the former were more persuasive, including the following:

Troops enduring the horrors of war, and their loved ones, who must share those horrors through fears and imaginings, are sustained in their ordeals by one idea. They are sustained by the belief that the cause for which they suffer is a worthy cause.

Even if one is convinced that America's leaders have unjust motives in this war -- "blood for oil," say -- no sane person can suppose that even a single soldier lays down his life for lower gasoline prices. Soldiers risk everything they have, or ever will have, because they believe they are serving their country in a mission that is necessary and right.

So inevitably the troops -- and, more especially, just now, their families -- are wounded by the peace movement's public insistence that the war they are fighting is foolhardy or wicked or both. It is cold comfort to say the troops are merely hapless pawns serving the venal purposes of others. Open dissent at home also doubtless encourages America's enemies and aids their propaganda efforts.


It's bad enough when the average citizen participates in these troop demoralizing, enemy encouraging efforts. It's worse when our political leaders do so. Of course Matt Entenza has the right to speak, protest, and support any causes he wishes. But this right does not mean he is above criticism, or immune to being confronted with the real life consequences of his actions.

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Wednesday, March 26, 2003
All That Is Humanly Possible

MN House Minority Leader Matt Entenza "Doing All That Is Humanly Possible To Assist And Support The Troops"

According to the official DFL Caucus Web site, last Wednesday, House Minority Leader Matt Entenza somberly stood by the families of young Minnesotans currently serving in the military and said the following:

"During the next few weeks and months, it's also important that we remember the sacrifice being made by the families and loved ones of our troops," Entenza said. "The parents, wives and children of our troops are all carrying a heavy burden. We also have an obligation to do all that is humanly possible to assist and support them during these difficult times."

And by that, I presume he means this?







I suppose these images aren't 100% damning, in that Entenza's not pictured lighting up Old Glory with the business end of a spliff or something. However, it is entirely damning by association. As shown below, the anti-war rally at Macalester on Saturday was nothing but an attack on the Bush Administration, the armed forces and the good old US of A.

And who was there in attendance? Smiling, laughing it up, glad-handing like it was the happiest day of his life? None other than Matt Entenza. That is, he was smiling until the paparazzi arrived, at which point he was hustled away by his handlers, as if he had something to be ashamed of.

People holding signs proclaiming Bush is the butcher of Baghdad, Bush is the real terrorist, Bush is a Nazi lunatic. And Matt Entenza is fraternizing and celebrating with them?!

Slandering the Commander-in-Chief? Eroding popular support for the perilous mission assigned to our brave soldiers? Is this what you mean, Matt Entenza by doing "everything possible to support the troops"? Well, Matt, is it!?

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Motley Crue Live at Macalaster College

Pictures from last Saturday's anti-war rally in St. Paul:




Big big smiles-There's nothing funnier than using a symbol of genocide to make a partisan politcal point.




As reported in the media a broad cross section of society was on hand. What they didn't report, was that the society in question was the Little Havana section of the North Pole.




Right,right the President of the United States is a lunatic. And a bitter, frigid divorcee from Frogtown is the epitome of mental health.




If you actually think Bush is a terrorist, you may also believe this shower cap has seen a shower in the last month.





We have reason to believe this person is actually a Palestinian midget.




This woman is either grieving the expected loss of Iraqi children or she's coming to grips with the fact that she's actually married to the man on her left.




Minnesota Public Radio's Katherine Lanpher making a rare public appearance.








Tuesday, March 25, 2003

Perspective On Losses And Liberation

The United States suffered 24,000 casualties in the ninety day battle of the Hurtgen Forest in World War II.

In three weeks of fighting in the Belleau Wood in the First World War we took 9777 casualties including 1811 killed.

In the two week retreat from the Chosin Reservoir ( 'The Frozen Chosin') in Korea US forces had over 6000 killed, wounded, or captured.

In the five day battle of the Ia Drang Valley in Vietnam (wonderfully retold by the movie 'We Were Soldiers') US losses were 230 killed and 242 wounded.

And finally in ONE DAY of fighting at Antietam in the Civil War combined Union and Confederate casualties were 3650 killed and 17,300 wounded.

No one wants our forces to suffer any casualties in the Iraqi campaign. But this is war and they are unavoidable. If you consider the progress that we have made so far our casualties are very light. Unlike the Gulf War this time around the Iraqis are fighting to defend their own soil and they know that the survival of the regime is at stake. Many of their soldiers don't support Saddam's regime and have or will surrender. But there are also many, especially outside the regular army, who have tied their future to Saddam's wagon and know that a post-Saddam Iraq will not be to their liking. They will have to be rooted out and destroyed, a dangerous process sure to involve further coalition losses especially as we drive closer to Baghdad.

One of the problems that I have with the talk of "Liberating Iraq" are the expectations it raises. We are bound to be disappointed if we expect our troops to be greeted with flowers and kisses as they were in occupied Europe in World War II. In reality the present situation is more like Germany where we were met by a somber and subdued people, who had been subjected to endless propaganda from the regime, and who feared for their future. In time they would come to understand that we had indeed liberated them but it wasn't their initial reaction. We had to first defeat Germany (and Japan for that matter) in order to liberate their people. Today our main concern should be defeating Iraqi forces who resist us. The liberation of the Iraqi people will follow.






That's your solution for everything

I've been getting a lot of email from readers who are fed up with the endless chit-chat of those covering the war. Andy, from Cleveland, Ohio shares one of his coping mechanisms:

I'm sick to death of all the bullshit prattle and conjecture they feel
obligated to spew when they have time to kill between actual news and
commercials. It just gets nauseating. So I go online and read the clips, and
when that gets to be too much, I find a nice soothing porn site.


Can't say as I've tried this solution, but it probably beats yelling "ROT IN HELL WOLF BLITZER!" at the TV and scaring the neighbors.







March Madness

The Pioneer Press quotes Rick Majerus, the brutally honest, and apparently brutally lonely, coach of the University of Utah basketball Team, on an encounter with the beautiful Ashley Judd:

[Ashley Judd's] strongest allegiance, though, will always be to the [Kentucky] basketball team. She has even been known to console losing coaches. After Kentucky defeated Utah for the national title in 1998, she gave Utes coach Rick Majerus a hug, something he will never forget.

"She hugged me as a consolation because we lost," he said the other day. "I went to bed for two years with that as my sex life."







Monday, March 24, 2003

Not Getting Caught Up In the News Cycle

Steven Den Beste at USS Clueless calmly analyzes progress in the war up to this point and offers up some advice:

If you, as a civilian who is quite naturally worried about the war, find yourself obsessing on individual events and begin to wonder if we're facing imminent disaster, then what you need to do is to take a deep breath, turn off the damned TV, and look at the overall progress of the war. If some reporter talks about how there's serious resistance in some particular village and combat taking place, ignore the fact that the reporter tries to cast it as being a disaster and instead consider the fact that it means the troops had to advance a long way to even be in that particular place to even meet that resistance.

And then look at what other units, elsewhere, are doing. Look at the big picture. It isn't going perfectly for us, but it's going extremely badly for Saddam.






Video We'd Like To See

Fox News and MSNBC are reporting that the downed Apache (which appeared largely intact) has now been destroyed by the U.S. Let's hope the Iraqis shown celebrating on and around the chopper were still in the vicinity when that occurred.






Weekend Warrior

A few observations from a weekend spent listening to and watching war coverage:

* While listening to a non descript talk radio show come back from break using a Boston song as bumper music the host commented: "I love this kind of music. This is the stuff that the troops over in Iraq are listening to right now." Umm... NO, they're not jamming to 'More Than A Feeling' buddy.

* Why does CNN use quotes around the title Operation Iraqi Freedom? They might not agree with the title but that's what it is. They also used quotes when describing the 101st Airborne as an "air assault" unit. I believe that air assault is a widely accepted military term that describes the 101st to a tee. Yet when they scrawl the phrase "steel wave" coined by one of their correspondents to describe the coalition advance they use single apostrophes usually associated with titles.

* The Iraqi information minister likes to refer to Bush as a gangster, calling him a criminal, and comparing him to Al Capone. Every time I hear this it reminds of how Nazi propaganda used to characterize Churchill in the same manner.







Final Five Results

In this weekend's WCHA Final Five tournamant picks Will the Thrill went 3-1 with a minus 12 goals differential while I was 3-1 with a minus 14 goals differential. Later this week we'll have our NCAA Regional picks available.










Je Regret

In response to a post last Friday on the story of Montreal fans booing the U.S. national anthem a reader e-mails to offer an apology and a prediction:

As a Canadian and Quebecer and Montrealer, but not "pur laine Quebecois", I am ashamed and embarassed.

Please accept my apologies.

More optimistically:

The Quebec independance movement is dieing as apolitical force (the younger generation MUCH less interested), and Quebec is in the last stages of socialist idiocy (politically intertwined with independance). Pretty soon the Quebecois are going to wake up to the fact that 40+ years of soft socialism has made them poor and bound in idiotic regulations, and I fully expect that a counter-movement analogous to leftist-independentiste "revolution tranquille" of the 1950&60's will take place within this decade +/-.

One can hope.


Indeed we can.





If It Bleeds, We Hide It.

We?ve been hearing quite a bit from the networks about how they are making history by showing us the first war in 'real time'. Sporting a fairly bad toupee, CNN anchor Aaron Brown waxed breathlessly this weekend about the networks and their role bringing the real war to the viewing public.

But, now that they actually have some footage showing the true ravishes of war, they refuse to show it. Now I can understand why the networks wanted to obey the Pentagon?s edict of not showing dead soldiers until the families had been identified, but all of the networks are refusing to show ANY of the footage, including the footage of the interrogations of the POWs.

David Westin, the ABC News president, said he decided ABC News should not show the pictures. "I don't think there's any news value in it," he said.

No news value.

No.

News.

Value.

Nothing Americans might find interesting. Nothing that might suggest the actual nature of the Iraqi regime we are fighting. Nothing that shows the true reality of war.

I had to sit there yesterday and listen to every reporter and reporterette tell me how grisly the video was, how shocking, how alarming. I guess I?m just supposed to have that be MY take on it too, since lay people surely couldn?t handle a dose of such reality.

If CNN or FOX is worried about offending the suburban moms and their kids, then announce that in five minutes we?re going to show some strong video, if you don?t want to see this, we suggest you turn your TV off now. They could tune back in a few minutes and no one would be hurt. This would go for the families of the service people as well.





Sunday, March 23, 2003

More Shock, More Awe

Where are the massive B-52 strikes? If our troops are encountering resistance we should not hesitate to use any and all force available to us. To do otherwise and expose our forces to unnecessary danger is not acceptable.

We should also distribute the video of our POWs and dead soldiers to all coalition forces as a sobering reminder of the consequences of losing and the intentions of the enemy.






Saturday, March 22, 2003
Glean for Gene

In today's Pioneer Press, Nick Coleman trots out the old warrior for peace, former US Senator from Minnesota Gene McCarthy, to get his opinion on the War with Iraq. And guess what? He's against it!

At least I think he is. Although the point of Coleman's article is another attempt to cast doubt on the prospects for long term US success in Iraq, this time by interviewing a wise old sage of the Left, he doesn't quote any specific comments from McCarthy regarding the war. Rather, he quotes some name calling directed toward the President and some vague historical allusions that are supposed to indicate the US is a declining power in the model of imperial Rome.

In Coleman's defense, McCarthy is not the easiest interview subject. I saw him a couple of years ago at Kieran's Bar in Minneapolis, promoting a documentary based on his life. Any question asked of him by the moderator was met with poetry excerpts (recited from memory), inside jokes, and clever word play and puns. It was strange but also amusing and rather charming coming from an 85-year-old man. But I can imagine Coleman's frustration, after repeatedly trying to get McCarthy to say "yes, Iraq is another Viet Nam," instead getting something like:

"When Rome was declining, a general could organize an army and get some financing and go over and invade Africa," McCarthy was saying. "If he won, he would get a new title and march through Rome and cut off a few heads and hang a few people."

The crowd at the Kieran's event received McCarthy with what I can best describe as adoration. Not only appreciation for what he accomplished in his life, but with the romantic sense that this was a man who was on the right side of history and who was tragically ignored by the mass of the American electorate. A woman from the audience spoke up at one point and speculated on what a wonderful world we would have if Gene McCarthy and Jimmy Carter would have each had 8 years in the presidency. At which point the crowd burst into applause and cheers. (And at which point I inhaled my double Jameson and promptly ordered another, in an attempt to chase these nightmarish visions from my mind).

The peace at any price crowd, and their historical obliviousness to the results of appeasing totalitarian regimes, dumbfounded me then and still does today. Maybe I can glean some insight on them at the Macalester protest march that's scheduled to wind its way perilously close to my house this afternoon. In yesterday's National Review Online, Jonah Goldberg does a good job of exposing the moral bankruptcy of this position, so I'll let him do the talking for me in this regard.

But as I mentioned, Gene McCarthy is an engaging personality. Despite his abysmally wrong-headed policy recommendations and philosophy, he is good humored, intelligent, and well-educated. And he has a talent for eloquently zinging those he disagrees with. The Coleman article includes a couple of shots worth quoting.

On US Senator Robert Byrd (who, by the way is only two years younger then McCarthy):

We used to have a saying in the Senate that if a guy quotes the Constitution, he's in trouble and if he quoted the Bible, he was in a lot of trouble. But if he was in real trouble, he quoted Senate rules. Bobby was always a man to quote the rules."

And on the Democratic party, toward whom McCarthy seems to have soured on since being denied the Presidential nomination in 1968:

When his 1968 presidential bid faltered in the aftermath of the assassination of Bobby Kennedy, the riots of the Chicago Democratic convention and the Machiavellian maneuvers of LBJ, he proposed a new emblem for the Democratic Party. Instead of a donkey, he suggested the party use five prehistoric pigs that had been found in a glacier, frozen in a circle, each pig's snout burrowed for warmth into the behind of the one ahead. "That's a better image for the Democrats," he says. "I've been using it ever since."

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Friday, March 21, 2003

Lighten Up

Calling Bush a terrorist or comparing him to Hitler is okay but this cartoon is unacceptable?

A sit-in continued for a second day yesterday over a college newspaper cartoon describing the actions of the Olympia peace activist killed by an Israeli bulldozer as the definition of stupidity.

The cartoon depicts a woman sitting in front of a bulldozer with the dictionary definition of the word "stupidity" listed below, along with an additional definition: "3. Sitting in front of a bulldozer to protect a gang of terrorists."


You got a better word to describe it?







Somethin' aint right here

Tom Brokaw is crying.

After interviewing Nancy Chamberlin, the mother of a marine pilot killed yesterday, he broke down on air and had to take a moment to collect himself.

I have to wonder if this happened during the Big One, or 'Nam, where the loss of life was much, much greater. Brokaw is the personification of our country's losing the connection to the realities of war: men die, often in great numbers. We don't like it, but we accept it as the price of freedom.

Crying over the death of each professional soldier and trying to wring every ounce of emotional blood from interviewing their mothers is not consistent with how we handle the greatest sacrifice our men make.





The lights are on but nobody's home

I happened to have CNN on right at noon (9:00 Baghdad time) when the main bombing began. I will readily admit to loud cheering, whooping and clapping. Yeah, it was cool, but when you call something shock and awe, you had better deliver. I'll say that I had more shock and awe when I saw the graphics for some of the new PS2 games like Pro Beach Volleyball and that one where the English criminals kick people's asses. And I don't even have a PS2.

Peter Arnett was reporting breathlessly about "Shock and awe indeed" and I suppose if I were there I would be more shocked and awed, but I am somewhat letdown.

Nancy Pelosi was just on NBC telling us that "Everyone who sees this just wants it to end soon". Well, no. I would like to see plenty more.





Hollywood Extras Deployed In Iraq?

This bit from a Washington Post story is priceless:

At least 60 and as many at 250 Iraqis surrendered. Col. Steve Cox of the British Marines told the Reuters news agency that U.S. Marines under British command captured 250 Iraqis near Umm Qasr. Television images from other parts of Iraq also showed Iraqi prisoners, marching in single file with their hands behind their heads. Mohammed Saeed Sahhaf, the Iraqi information minister, said the images were fabricated.

"Those were not Iraqi soldiers at all," he said. "Where did they get them from?"


After his gig as Iraqi information minister is up (say seventy two hours max) be sure to catch Mohammed Saeed Sahhaf at a comedy club near you.






Recommended By Nine Out Of Ten Dictators

When I heard that the Iraqi bunker that was the first target of the air campaign was built by a German firm specifically for Saddam I wasn't surprised. Who else would you want building you a bunker if not the Krauts? I even considered doing a satirical piece on the German company pitching their business by bragging about their long history of bunker design and construction (You've heard of the Fuhrer bunker of course? That was my grandfather's baby.) But as is often the case truth is stranger than fiction:

According to Germany's Focus magazine, the $150 million bunker, designed to withstand missile attacks and bomb blasts, was built by German firm Boswau and Knauer, who built air-raid shelters for Hitler's Third Reich in World War II.

Saddam wasn't going to put all his eggs in one basket though and just to be sure he also had a bunker built by Yugoslavians:

When Saddam visited Yugoslavia in 1976 ? he was Iraq's vice president at the time ? Tito bragged to him about his luxuriously appointed bunker, which was built to house 500 people and survive a nuclear attack.

Saddam became president in 1979, and during the 1980s Tito sent the same engineers who built his bunker to build a smaller version for the Iraqi leader near the Republican Palace and the 14 July Bridge in central Baghdad.


He was also considering a French bunker design fully ventilated to allow smoking, with a large wine cellar, and a screening room with a complete collection of Jerry Lewis movies. But he found the lack of shower facilities off putting and turned it down.






Boys Don't Cry

Good news, my internet access has been partially restored. At least this is good news for the Elder. His solo stewardship of this fine blog has been inspired, at times brilliant. But I fear he may be creatively wrung out, as evidenced by his plans to post his grocery list later today, followed excerpts of the dark, abstract poetry he was writing during his stint in a Cure tribute band a few years back. (Here's a picture of him with his stage makeup on).

However, I say my Internet access has been partially restored, since sometimes it works and sometimes it don't. Therefore my contributions may be sporadic, skethchy and uneven for the time being. I'm in the midst of mediating a debate between customer service representatives of Earthlink and Apple as to who gets to claim responsibility for this problem. I'll be sure to update everyone upon identification of the guilty party. To those readers who've encountered pain and suffering due to this unjust absence of me from their lives, feel free to file the class action lawsuit at that time.






Just Secede Already

Last night a crowd in Montreal booed as the U.S. national anthem was played before a game between Les Canadians and the New York Islanders:

A significant portion of the crowd booed throughout ''The Star-Spangled Banner'' in an apparent display of their displeasure with the U.S.-led war against Iraq. More than 200,000 people turned out for an anti-war demonstration in Montreal last Saturday.

Some of the players were not amused:

Teammate Mark Parrish, a native of Bloomington, Minn., was upset hearing the boos.

''I came to the game pretty pumped up, but once I heard that it really got me going,'' Parrish said. ''So I guess I can thank them a little bit for getting me more pumped up.''


Is any surprised that this happened in a French Canadian city? Next time the Quebecois start whining about leaving Canada the rest of the country should call their bluff and show 'em the door.

By the way the Islanders won 6-3.






Right Here, Right Now

When I was young I always thought that I had missed out on all the big moments in history. I loved reading about the American Revolution, the Civil War, and the World Wars and found the time I was living awfully dull by comparison. In 1978, when I was ten years old, I can recall watching a news retrospective on 1968, the year of my birth. Man, I thought, I missed all the excitement. War in Vietnam, riots in the cities, assassinations. How come nothing exciting like that happens anymore? (Remember I was ten.)

Growing older (and I would hope wiser) I began to realize that I was living through historically important events even though I didn't always appreciate it at the time. The Iranian hostage crisis, the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan, the Falklands War, Grenada, Glasnost. Perhaps not everything noteworthy was relegated to the past, as I had earlier believed.

With the fall of the Berlin Wall, the collapse of the Soviet Union, and the Gulf War (all in a space of a few years while I was in college) I was able to understand the history making events that I was witnessing and know that I was living in a time that would be remembered years into the future.

But then what? The end of history if Francis Fukuyama was to be believed. The 90's blissfully rolled on with little indication that we were on the verge a new era that would shake the course of history. Sure there was Somalia. And Bosnia and Kosovo. And in the distant background, acts of terrorism against American interests. But they seemed like isolated affairs unlikely to be much talked about or remembered in the long run.

Then came 9/11. Followed by the campaign in Afghanistan. The painfully slow marathon waltz over Iraq at the U.N. And now it's almost surreal as we watch hostilities unfold in Iraq, long standing alliances crumble, and new ones emerge that will surely alter the geopolitical landscape for years to come. We're at a crossroads for our country and our world that may well prove to be a decisive turning point, hopefully in the right direction. History is being shaped. And we?re living it. Right here. Right now.






Thursday, March 20, 2003

A Security Matter

A number of readers have inquired as to whether it would be possible for Saint Paul and JB Doubtless to travel to Fraters HQ West in order to post material. Unfortunately, this would be a strict violation of our security policy to never gather in one location so as not to present too inviting a "target of opportunity". For the same reasons we are not allowed to fly on the same aircraft or light three cigarettes off one match (Snipers!). On rare occasions public gatherings have been permitted provided that the location has been thoroughly scouted beforehand and they don't charge too much for a pint of Summit.






Time To Put This Dog Down

My news channel of choice for war coverage is Fox News. I've been flipping back and forth on some others as well including CNN, MSNBC, and CNBC during the Kudlow and Kramer show. But Fox News, despite the presense of Geraldo, offers what I consider the best combination of reporters, pundits, and guests (the ex-military guys are coming out of the wood work again). When Brit Hume is on with Fred Barnes, Mort Kondracke, and Mara Liasson (who knew someone from NPR could be so even handed?) it's tough to beat.

But how in the name of God's green earth did Sheppard (a.k.a. Shep) Smith land such a prime role? The man is clueless, inarticulate, and struggles to pronounce words that most five year olds have mastered. It's bad enough to watch his blank face as he reads the latest news off a teleprompter but now they're putting him on with guests and having him do Q&A sessions. I assume that he's got an ear piece with a producer off camera feeding him questions but now and again you'll notice Shep try to strike out on his own and it's a friggin' disaster. Memo to Fox News; don't ask an anchor who has no apparent military knowledge or concept of strategy engage in conversation with ex-generals. It's not pretty.

Shep's probably a nice guy. Loyal, obedient, and probably even house broken. But he ain't a top dog. Why does Fox News continue to treat him like one?






Demanding Music Fans

Good piece by Kimberly Strassel at OpinionJournal on the how the Dixie Chicks badly misunderstood the expectations of their fans:

What to make of all this? The press is suggesting that the general public is finally "fed up" with the nattering nabobs of negativism known as artists. In fact, this is a story that could only have happened in the country music world. That's because country music is the embodiment of patriotism. Its most enduring themes are love of country, a strong America, duty and sacrifice (and yes, broken hearts, dusty bars and going fishing). Country stars, whatever their politics, tend to pull together in times of national crisis. And fans don't just expect all this--they demand it.







Communications Breakdown

Links to the internet over at Fraters HQ East a.k.a. the Eagles Nest have been severed and at this point have not been restored. A complete investigation is underway but for now the prime suspects are some scraggily looking Macalester students who were spotted in the neighborhood earlier in the week working under the guise of gathering signatures for a petition to promote clean water.

Thankfully security has not been compromised at Fraters HQ West a.k.a. the Wolves Lair no doubt due in some measure to the recent installation of the moat (filled with alligators AND lions) and a doubling of the hounds available for release.






An Ill Timed Distraction

Let's hope this disturbing story on the reasons behind the resignation of the White House anti-terror boss turns out to be a case of a disgruntled minority airing their grievances in public and does not represent the views of the majority of those fighting terrorism.






Wednesday, March 19, 2003

No Half Measures

The best part of the President's speech:

"Now that conflict has come, the only way to limit its duration is to apply decisive force. We will accept no outcome but victory."

He also remarked that the members of the thirty five nation coalition will "share our honor" which means that those nations that have acted less than honorably up to this point will not be included. C'est la vie.







Longing For My Big Wheel

Nerf football? Tracer guns? Lincoln logs? How about Mattel Electronic Football? This site has four pages of some of the coolest toys ever complete with pictures and witty banter. Example:

Smurfs were a great collectible for the little girls and gay boys in my neighborhood growing up.

and who can't relate to this description of the venerable Tonka Truck:

The staple of any sandbox (next to catshit), these rough metal trucks were one of the most durable and long lasting toys ever created.






Mediscary Stats

From a report of The Boards of Trustees for Medicare to the Congress on the future of Medicare:

2002 - 7.8 percent of total federal INCOME taxes used for Medicare
Part B (clinic visits, outpatient care)
2077 - 32.7 percent of total federal INCOME taxes used for Medicare Part B

2003 - 6.8% withheld from Social Security payment for Medicare Part B
2020 - 12.4% withheld from Social Security payment for Medicare Part B

2003 - about 4 workers for every Medicare Part A (hospitalization) recipient
2077 - about 2 workers for every Medicare Part A (hospitalization) recipient

2003 - Medicare costs are 2.6 percent of gross domestic product (GDP)
2035 - Medicare costs are 5.3 percent of gross domestic product (GDP)
2077 - Medicare costs are 9.3 percent of gross domestic product (GDP)

What does this mean for the average Joe Six Pack or Sally House Coat out there? According to the Citizen's Council on Health Care (CCHC):

"Everyone under the age of 50 should be prepared for a future without Medicare".

Well, at least we'll have our Social Security to fall back on right?

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Now That's What I Call March Madness

Before we commence with the feudin' with Iraq an important matter needs to be addressed:

The WCHA Final Five tournament in St. Paul which kicks off Thursday. For us college hockey fans ( .00067% of the US population according to 2000 census figures, just ahead of transsexual Eskimos) the WCHA Final Five is the start of three weeks of nirvana on the ice ending with the Final Four (I refuse to say "Frozen Four") which will held in Buffalo this year on April 10th-12th.

In the interests of a little friendly inter-staff competition Will the Thrill and I will face off in a series of predications beginning with the WCHA Final Five and ending with the Final Four. Here goes:

Thursday
#4 North Dakota vs. #5 Minnesota-Duluth

UND hasn't been faced with the prospect of having to win the "play in game" in the WCHA tourney lately as they're usually among the top teams in the league. Meanwhile Duluth hasn't even made the Final Five for five years. Duluth has been hot lately while the Sioux limped through the second half of the season. This will be a wide open affair with goaltending proving to be the difference. North Dakota has plenty of offensive firepower but their net minders have been suspect all year. The Dogs win 5-4 possibly in OT.

Friday
#2 Minnesota vs. #3 Minnesota State-Mankato

One message for all those Maverick fans looking for hotel rooms in Buffalo. Don't believe the hype. MSU had a great regular season but I still don't believe that they're for real. Last weekend's playoff performance against a feeble Wisconsin team did nothing to dispel my doubts. The Gophers are rolling and, even though Mankato always plays 'em tough, will be too much for the Mavericks to handle. Minnesota 5 MSU 3.

#1 Colorado College vs. #5 UMD

The Dogs dreams end here (although their play-in game victory might be enough to gain an NCAA spot) as CC just has too much talent for them. CC 6 UMD 3

Saturday
#1 Colorado College vs. #2 Minnesota

This could be a great game with the Gophers playing in front of a friendly crowd and CC probably the best team in college hockey. I still don't trust Travis Weber as a big game goalie and CC should be able to beat him often enough to win. Of course I thought the same thing about Doogie Hauser last year and he proved me and a lot of other critics very wrong. I'd love to be wrong on this one too but I gotta go with the Tigers say 4-3.

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College Hockey Playoff Time

The WCHA Final Five tournament runs in St. Paul at the Xcel Center from Thursday to Saturday. The WCHA is once again a tough conference this season, and some great college hockey will be in store. And thank goodness Time-Warner Cable and Fox Sports North settled their dispute so that a lazy, crowd-shunning loner like myself can once again watch college hockey from the comfort of my futon. I was worried that I might actually have to drive over to St. Paul and drink plastic bottles of beer while listening to all the Minnesota fans repeatedly spell the name of the state they live in, making their second-grade teachers proud. Here are my predictions as to how the tournament will play out.

Play-in Game:

North Dakota vs. Minnesota Duluth ... Minnesota-Duluth coach Scott Sandelin graduated a year ahead of me from UND. It was over fifteen years ago, so by now I can make up stuff like telling you that he and I split pitchers of beer at Whitey's in East Grand Forks after finals. This will be an interesting matchup as protege (Sandelin) faces the mentor (UND coach Dean Blais.) UND wins 4-3.

Semifinals:

Colorado College vs. UND ... CC is arguably the best team in the country, while UND will likely be winded after playing its fifth game in a week - and two of those went to overtime. But both teams have pretty uniforms, so it'll have a nice visual feel. CC wins 5-2.

Minnesota vs. Minnesota State-Mankato ... I want MSU-M to win because then I can sing "who is the tall dark stranger there? Maverick is the name" to unsuspecting Gopher fans. But Minnesota will win so I'll hum The Rockford Files theme instead. Minnesota wins 5-3.

Final:

Colorado College vs. Minnesota ... After seeing Grant Potulny score that clutch goal last weekend with a second left in a period, it gave me the gut feeling that this defending national champion Gopher team will keep winning until somebody delivers them the knockout punch. That may not happen until the NCAA Frozen Four. Minnesota wins 5-4 in overtime.

For more WCHA Final Five picks, stay tuned as the Elder has promised to post his predictions here sometime before the first face-off Thursday night.







Tuesday, March 18, 2003

We Could All Use Some Good News

"If you are going to eat, something has to die."
- Ted Nugent


The Mud Pie vegetarian restaurant on 26th and Lyndale in South Minneapolis has closed. The new owners of the space have acquired a liquor license and will be specializing in selling all sorts of hot dogs and sausages. Pass that mustard ... yeah, I'll have another beer.





Biased or Just Plain Lazy?

A story in yesterday's Minneapolis Star Tribune illustrates the difficulties in distinguishing between genuine liberal bias in the paper's reporting and just blame sloppy journalism (unfortunately both are all too often evident). Here is reporter Randy Furst's description of the anti-war vigils held on Sunday:

On street corners and in church parking lots, in city parks and on lakefronts, opponents of war with Iraq gathered at dusk for the demonstrations. Most of the vigils had been set up in the past few days, with information spreading almost entirely by Internet and word of mouth.

A Web site called MoveOn.org announced the vigils last week and urged people to sign on.


Now I'm not a reporter and haven't studied journalism in college but might this not be a situation that calls for some background on the group that organizied the vigils? Would it have been too much to at least visit the MoveOn.org web site and learn:

1. MoveOn was started in 1998 to oppose the attempts to impeach President Clinton

2. In the past they have fought attempts to repeal the estate tax, have favored imposing price controls on energy, and supported further gun control restrictions

3. They are currently campaigning against the Estrada nomination in the Senate

4. After 9/11 they opposed any military response to the WTC attacks

5. They are now aligned with the umbrella group anti-war group 'Win Without War' as well as 'Musicians United to Win Without War'

If you spend two minutes on their site it's obvious that MoveOn is a partisan advocacy group. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Or with the positions they advocate for. But shouldn't the Strib reporter have at least made mention of the background and politics of MoveOn? I have a hard time imaging any similar group from the right not being labeled as "conservative" or "right wing" in the paper.

Biased or lazy? They report. We try to decide.







Let Us Not Forget

Today I've read and heard numerous times that "we're on the verge of war" or "we're going to war within 48 hours". Let's get something straight. We've been at war since September 11, 2001. This is another stage in the conflict but it's part of the same wider war.






Monday, March 17, 2003

Thought For This Evening

"History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid."
-General Dwight D. Eisenhower






Brett For Commish?

The always outspoken Brett Hull offers up his top ten ideas for improving the NHL game at The Hockey News.com:

1. GO BACK TO THE ONE-REF SYSTEM
2. CRACK DOWN ON DIVING
3. FOSTER RIVALRIES
4. NO MAXIMUM CURVE FOR STICKS
5. GET RID OF INSTIGATOR RULE
6. MAKE HOCKEY A PUCK-CONTROL GAME
7. INTRODUCE HURRY-UP FACEOFFS
8. NO MORE POINT TO THE LOSING TEAM
9. PROTECT CANADIAN TEAMS
10. GET A NEW CBA DONE

There are further details for each proposal at The Hockey News link. My favorite was Hull's comments on the instigator rule:

It's a revenge free-for-all instead of going after the guy who started it. Maybe if the guy knew he was going to be held accountable, he wouldn't take a run at the other team's star.

Also, the league really has to crack down on guys who wear visors, but who always instigate altercations and are basically a pain in the ass. Get rid of the instigator rule and after those guys get throttled once or twice, maybe they'll change the way they play.








Irish Ears Are Cryin'

In honor of St. Patty's Day our PA system here at work is featuring Irish folk music. All day. After another coupla hours of this I'll be begging for some Celine Dion.






More Media Bias?

Proving that no opinion is too absurd to make the editorial page of the Minneapolis Star Tribune, Patrick Scully described as "an artist and activist" writes today (not available online) that the lastest Minnesota Public Radio billboard campaign, which features the slogan "91.1 News. Crisis coverage", is an example of "fear based marketing that puts MPR in league with the White House". Try to not laugh just yet. He then goes on to conclude, "I suspect that MPR, like most of the media, is biased in support of the administration's pro war view".

Yes, MPR is just a tool of the Bush administration propaganda machine. Katherine Lanpher, Gary Eichten, and Garrison Keillor take their marching orders from Karl Rove. Thanks for the larf Patrick. You made my morning.







Saturday, March 15, 2003
The Legacy of a Tyrant

Dave Thompson is a Twin Cities-based lawyer and radio show host on KSTP AM1500*. Those of you who have listened to his show know he's a smart and articulate observer of politics and culture. I'm happy to report that he's been gracious enough to agree to occasionally post his commentary on Fraters Libertas. So please join me in welcoming Dave aboard.

His article today "The Legacy of a Tyrant" is a cogent historical comparison of the threat posed by Saddam Hussein to ambitious totalitarian regimes of the past and the results of US action and inaction:

The Legacy of a Tyrant by Dave Thompson

I have to this point resisted the temptation to compare the Iraq showdown with other moments in history that served as a test of the free world's will and ability to stand up to a monstrous regime. It just does not seem as though Saddam Hussein has had, or ever will have, the effect on this world of Pol Pot or Fidel Castro, let alone Hitler, Lenin or Stalin. After all, Pol Pot killed up to 2 million innocent People. Castro has maintained his iron-fisted rule over Cuba for more than forty years and is the sole Communist influence in the West. Hitler and Stalin killed millions and seriously challenged democracy on the entire European continent. Surely Saddam Hussein does not measure up.

However, it is arguable that the legacy of a tyrant should not be judged by the size of the land mass he rules, his success in spreading his form of government, or perhaps even the number of dead and tortured left in his brutal wake. Rather, the tyrant's legacy should be measured by the way in which the rest of the world stands up and reacts to the challenge. So, from this we can draw two conclusions: first, we cannot draw any conclusions about a tyrant's legacy until he is out of power; and second, the tyrant does not determine his own legacy.

I am reading the recent work by Mona Charen entitled Useful Idiots, How Liberals Got it Wrong in the Cold War and Still Blame America First. In the first few chapters of the book, Ms. Charen chronicles the atrocities brought about by various Communist tyrants. She then provides ample evidence, including quotes, to demonstrate the degree to which the American left (and the European left for that matter) cannot find it within themselves to condemn any tyrant who does his dirty work in the name of socialism or Communism. Fortunately there seems to have been, at each critical point in history, men that have overcome opinion polls, political demonstrations and ridicule from the left. They have done the right thing, and we have them to thank for the fact that freedom is valued around the globe, rather than taking its place as an Orwellian memory erased from the history books. However, there are a few horrible chapters in history that are the result of the world?s failure to stop the torture and death brought to a nation or a group of people by a tyrant. Let's take a look at the contrast.

Joseph Stalin rose to power in the U.S.S.R. in 1929. For 24 years, he enforced the "Stalinist system" which resulted the in the torture and death of millions. It became clear to all rational observers that Communism does not coexist with freedom and human dignity. Nevertheless, many held out hope for a different U.S.S.R. when Nikita Khrushchev took the reigns. Although Khrushchev did not repeat the unimaginable atrocities committed by Stalin, he persecuted the religious and made it clear that the mission of Communism was to spread its influence throughout the world. Numerous Communist leaders, each just a bit more or less dictatorial than the other, followed Khrushchev. By the 1980?s, America had become accustomed to Communist leadership in Soviet Russia. Many on the political left were convinced that any evils brought to the world by Communism were at least equaled by the evils of capitalism and Western imperialism. Fortunately, at least one man in a position to do something about Soviet Russia disagreed.

President Ronald Reagan didn't accept the alleged "reforms" brought about under the leadership of Mikhail Gorbachev. Thanks to his understanding of the nature of the regime and the will to take it on, the "wall" came down and the seven-decade dominance of the Communist Party in Soviet Russia and East Germany came to an end. We have since learned of the horrors that took place in the U.S.S.R. Now everyone wants to carry the mantra of cold warrior. The world passed the test put to it by Soviet Russia, albeit a bit late. The Soviet tyrants have no legacy. Everything they worked for has been taken apart literally, and symbolically with every brick that came out of the Berlin Wall.

The story of Pol Pot doesn't have such a happy ending. I can still remember as a young boy watching the last helicopters coming out of Viet Nam. America had been demoralized, if not defeated, by North Viet Nam. Casualties, war protests in America, and European criticism had combined to steal America?s resolve. The job of quashing the Communist influence in Southeast Asia had not been finished. In 1975, Pol Pot came to power in Cambodia, a Southeast Asian nation with a population of approximately 10 million. By 1978, Pol Pot and his Communist Khmer Rouge had killed somewhere between 1.5 million and 2 million people. The world, including America, allowed this to go on for nearly four years. The United States could have squashed Pol Pot and his thugs like a grape, but we gave in to the political left and looked the other way in the face of unspeakable acts against the people of that region.

With Soviet Russia we had the will, but no way until the 1980s. With Cambodia we had no will. Peace eventually came to Cambodia and much of the region due to the inability of the combatants to absorb any more punishment. What is Pol Pot's legacy? He pretty much accomplished what he set out to do. There is arguably a modicum of democracy in the region, but it is highly unstable and the ruling government is not exactly a proponent of Western style democracy or freedom. Pol Pot continued his influence in the region until his death in 1998.

The U.S., as leader of the free world, is now faced with Saddam Hussein. He is not a Communist, but operates just like one. He rules by fear, doesn't allow dissent, kills his own people, and wants to spread influence throughout the region. All of the arguments for taking him out and for appeasing him are identical to the arguments that were made for and against every major tyrant of the 20th Century. If allowed to remain in power, Saddam will continue the repression of his people and threaten other nations within and beyond the Middle East. He will prove that tyrants can survive, and that the free world will not put an end to a hostile regime. On the other hand, if the United States eliminates his ability to threaten the world and repress his people, the momentum toward democratization of the world will continue. To this point, Saddam has been allowed to control his own destiny. But someday his reign will come to an end, either by force or by force of nature. He will either be remembered as the barbarian that was the last great tyrant of Iraq, or as the man who stood up to the world and won. Which will be his legacy? Only we can determine that.

* The Dave Thomspon Show can be heard on KSTP-AM (1500) every Saturday and Sunday from noon to 3PM.

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Do the French Have a Word for Insouciance?

Have you ever had the experience of reading a Laura Billings column, coming across a sentence fragment which wasn?t even relevant to the column?s main thrust, yet was so maddening, misleading, and purposely vague that you dedicated the rest of your life to to disproving it and thus exposing her journalistic failures? Slowly picking away at the threads of her complex web of deceit until it all unravels! Exposing a stinking clump of lies, so foul, so heinous, that not even the editors of the Pioneer Press could stand to breathe the fetid air belching out from her cubicle any longer!!! (Preceding sentences to be read using a Newman-esque tone of indignant outrage).

You haven?t? Well then I haven?t either. But ... I have been investigating the accuracy of a sentence fragment she included in a column last week. To quote:

in the year since we "liberated" that country (Afghanistan), child malnutrition has nearly doubled.

Last week I posted a rebuttal to her implication that the US did more harm than good in the overthrow of the Taliban regime. But I also wanted to run down the statistic itself. First, to see if it was accurately cited by Billings and second, to verify the organization originating the statistic was credible and that their methodology was valid.

I?m going to do you a favor by making a long and dreadfully dull story slightly less so by not going into the details. Or do you like painstaking descriptions of unproductive Google search string variations on ?malnutrition? and ?Afghanistan?? If you do, let me know as I?ve got the long winded account residing on my hard drive, awaiting future media historians, my personal biographers, or perhaps future members of my psychiatric team.

In summation, the research study producing this statistic does not exist anywhere on the Internet, at least in English. (If your Google skills are superior to mine and you can find it, let me know). The study was referenced in a picture caption in a New York Times Week in Review (link no longer available) which Ms. Billings cited to me in an e-mail as a source for the information. And it was referenced on a blog called Bloggy (which I found on my own, and which includes a remarkably similar commentary on the data as Billings provided, right down to the use of scare quotes around the word ?liberate?). But that?s it.

I?m not sure why the alleged sponsoring organization, Action Contre de la Faim, wouldn?t have a press release available (in English) on their Web site. Or why they don?t distribute the study anywhere on the Internet. Perhaps their French sensibilities dictate they use carrier pigeon or singing telegram or a Pony Express-like intercontinental cancan line to communicate the results to the media. Since I?m not on their distribution route, I only have a few flimsy shreds of information to judge the accuracy of the statistic. But judge I must and thus far I conclude the following:

1) According to the New York Times citation, the statistic references malnutrition in Kabul only, not all of Afghanistan as Billings stated.

2) The reported increase was from 6% to 11%. While this is indeed ?almost doubling?, the overall scope is still relatively small. Stating ?almost double? without context misleads the reader into making catastrophically high projections. Even if the data is correct, it?s an icrease of 5 percentage points.

3) According to the Bloggy reference (which sounds way too chipper for this subject matter), the main cause of this alleged increase in malnutrition was an influx of refugees. Approximately 1 million Afghanis, returning to their country from abroad. Meaning that the removal of the Taliban regime and the creation of an American sponsored government has convinced these individuals the conditions in their country may be tolerable again (which I think is incontrovertible evidence of ?liberation?).

4) The sponsoring organization for the stat was French. A nation whose primary ethnic characteristic is lying to further their own interests.

But if their Frenchness alone isn?t enough to ruin their credibility in your judgment, check out this article from World Corporal Punishment Research (whose swim suit issue comes out next week, by the way). This is from April of 1997, which was prime time for the pre-?liberation? Taliban way of doing things:

Afghan charity workers receive lashing, set free

KABUL (Reuters) -- Five local employees of a Paris-based aid organization have been released by the purist Taleban after receiving lashings yesterday for being in the same compound as unveiled Afghan women.

"The five men were released today after receiving a symbolic lashing on their backs and legs", Jean-Fabrice Pietri, the director of Action Contre la Faim's (Action Against Hunger) Afghan program, said yesterday.

The five Afghans, with two Frenchmen, were arrested on Feb. 21 after a lunch given by the charity's female expatriates for their Afghan female employees. The seven men were tried and found guilty on March 21 of crimes associated with being in the same compound as unveiled Afghan women.

The two Frenchmen, Jose Daniel Llorente and Frederic Michel, were sentenced to a month in prison -- which they were deemed to have already served -- and to deportation. The five local staff were sentenced to one and a half months in prison and between 9 and 29 lashes.

Since the Taleban took Kabul last September, they have decreed that women should wear an all-enveloping, shroud-like veil when in the public and in the presence of men who are not family members. Pietri said that although he believed the men were innocent, he thought the way that the judge had administered the punishment showed leniency.

"On principle, we are not satisfied because we believe that these men are innocent, but the way they applied the punishment was not so bad," he said. "The cook's 29 lashes were over in 29 seconds, and the men were allowed to keep their clothes on. They were all wearing three pullovers. The whipping happened outside in the court compound, with probably 30 people looking on. The whip was a flexible piece of thick leather about 60 centimetres long and 6 centimetres wide," he said.


Classic French appeasement-speak. Their employees are imprisoned for a month and lashed repeatedly with a leather strap, all for the crime of being in the presence of unveiled women at a ?thank you? luncheon, and the director of Action Contre la Faim calls the punishment merely symbolic , lenient, and ?not so bad?. Then years later they allow the US to be portrayed as the villain in this drama.

And how about Laura Billings? The brutal, fascist, anti-woman Taliban government is removed, the Afghanis flood back into their country, causing what could be a temporary increase in malnutrition, and she uses this as an opportunity to condemn the US, the true liberators of Afghanistan, instead of those who created the refugee crisis in the first place.

Until now I didn?t realize Billings was a French word. I think it means sophistry. (Or does sophistry mean sophistry in French? I wouldn?t know, given the option to take French in high school, I took woodshop instead.)






Friday, March 14, 2003

It Aint Over Until It Starts

Two contributors from National Review Online, commenting on the perils of engaging in the UN approved route for disarming Iraq.

Victor Davis Hanson:

Nothing is worse for a great power than to ask others far less moral for permission to use its power; and nothing weakens a great power more than intervening and intruding frequently but rarely decisively. Had we simply ignored the U.N. ? as Mr. Clinton did in Kosovo ? and moved unilaterally last fall (like Russia and France do all the time), Saddam Hussein would be gone, and we now would have more impressed friends than we do disdainful enemies. Instead, we await China's moral condemnation of our unilateral action ? this from a regime that in the last 50 years butchered more of its own citizens than any government in the history of civilization, annexed Tibet, invaded Korea and Vietnam, and threatened to annihilate Taiwan. France hysterically alleges that we will harm the city of Baghdad in its liberation, but is silent about the Russian destruction of Grozny in its subjugation.

David Frum:

1. Saddam has been given almost four extra months to prepare his defenses, booby traps, and plans for revenge.

2. U.S. and British troops have spent four extra months in tents in the desert. I don?t know about you, but five months of breathing sand would not do wonders for my morale.

3. The U.S. now goes into the war without even a figleaf of UN support. In November, we could have said that we were going to war on the authority of Security Council Resolution 1441 ? or because Iraq had violated the terms of its 1991 armistice. Now, we?re going to war despite being told ?no? by the UN.

4. The antiwar demonstraters of Europe have used the time to organize and mobilize ? creating political problems for many American friends and offering radical Islamist forces inside Europe (for the first time) access to something close to mainstream politics.

These costs may not ultimately be prohibitive, but they are onerous. Oh and one last one ? for four months, we?ve deprived ourselves of the best reply to the antiwar opponents: victory.







Imagine

(Sung to the music of Imagine by John Lennon)

Imagine there's no U.N.
It's easy if you try
No meaningless resolutions
No need to wonder why?
Imagine all the countries
Thinking for themselves...

Imagine there's no French veto
It isn't hard to do
No Dominique De Villipen
And no Kofi Annan too
Imagine all the countries
Taking care of themselves...

You may say I'm a cowboy
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday we'll pull out
And the U.N. will be done

Imagine no committees
I wonder if you can
No blue helmeted peacekeepers
Worthless to the man
Imagine all the countries
Defending their sovereignty...

You may say I'm a cowboy
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday we'll pull out
And the U.N. will be done





Who Would Really Be "In A Box"?

An editorial in today's Minneapolis Star Tribune proposes that instead of war with Iraq we should attempt containment:

It's time to try something else, and Bush has, by his forceful display of military power, created another viable option: long-term containment of Saddam. Iraq is disarming, slowly, and the weapons inspectors make it almost impossible for Saddam to restart his nuclear, biological and chemical weapons programs. An enhanced weapons regime, with even more people on the ground and surveillance craft in the air, arguably would make it fully impossible.

The editorial does not get into specifics about how many troops would be required for this containment. Calling it "containment" is not entirely accurate as we would not just need forces to prevent Iraq from expanding (which was the goal of containment in the Cold War), rather we would have to have a large enough force to be able to threaten to enforce disarmament, which is what we are trying to do today. Right now we have 250,000 troops in the Gulf for that purpose so I would assume that most of them would be required for adequate containment as well.

There are so many things wrong with this plan that it's hard to know where to begin.

The Safety of US forces

Can we really ask our young men and women to sit in the desert for untold years within easy range of Iraq's chemical and biological weapons? What about terrorist attacks? And what about the morale of the troops? Waiting and inaction kill the spirit of armed forces. Kuwait is not like Germany. Many of our forces are literally camping out in the dessert. For how many years can we expect them to do this? And if they are then called into action can we expect them to perform to anywhere near their peak levels?

Cost?

Lately we've heard a lot of talk about the cost of the war and how many kindergartens we could build instead (what about the children?) but what is it going to cost us to keep 250,000 troops in the Gulf indefinitely? Of course if there is a war there will be a huge price to pay and the postwar occupation and rebuilding of Iraq will not be cheap. But as soon as the war ends and the rebuilding begins our costs should continue to decrease year after year. And the Iraqi oil revenue could be used to foot a large portion of the rebuilding bill instead of building WOMD and palaces for Saddam as it does now. If we opt for containment the check is going to be ours alone with a tab that might be open for years.

Forces Tied Down

Tying down such a large contingent of our forces will also limit our ability to project power elsewhere in the world. if we go to war we'll be in the same boat for a while but after Iraq is somewhat stabilized we should be able to withdraw a good chunk of our troops for use elsewhere. The containment policy would leave them committed to the Gulf for an undetermined length of time. And in the event that we had to pull some of these forces out for action elsewhere it would be an invitation for Saddam to cause trouble.

Iraq

Perhaps most distressing of all this plan would leave Saddam in power and once again sell the Iraqi people out. While his ability to build WOMD might be limited under containment it would not alleviate the suffering of the Iraqi people nor bring them any closer to freedom.

Iran & The Rest of the Middle East

What would the Iranians take from this policy? The mullahs in power would see no consequences for pursuing WOMD and supporting terrorism and would have little reason to cease doing so. The Iranian opposition would see that despite verbal support from the U.S. when the rubber meets the road they can expect no help from us in freeing their country. The same could be said for Syria (although at this point there isn't much of a Syrian opposition to speak of). Containment would do little to encourage Egypt or Saudi Arabia to pursue more democratic government and would do nothing at all to promote democracy in the region which a liberated Iraq could.

Workability

Does anyone really believe that we would actually vigorously enforce this containment policy for years given our past history with Iraq? I can envision it slowly weakening over time as has happened previously. The French and Russians would be continually pushing us to ease up the inspections or lift sanctions. With no imminent threat we would gradually draw down our forces in the region and focus our attention elsewhere. Saddam would play his usual games and we would do nothing. Five years, maybe more, down the road the inspections would have ceased, we would have no meaningful force to threaten Iraq, and Saddam once again would be free to do as he pleases. If I had to choose between a containment policy and the Buchananite isolationist position of packing up and going home I would choose the latter, for in in the long run it is the less harmful alternative.

Finally what would we gain from containment? According to the Strib's editorial:

It is also a war the world clearly won't countenance. Rather than pushing for a vote they will lose on a new Security Council resolution, the United States and Britain should be searching for a containment strategy that will be acceptable to the council. For a host of reasons -- not least the serious damage it would do to the core postwar notion of multilateralism -- the United States simply can't do this on its own.

What exactly has that precious "notion of multilateralism" achieved for us anyway? Multlateralism and a buck fifty will get you a cup of coffee in today's world.






Thursday, March 13, 2003

Signs of Life in the Democratic Party

I watched Dick Gephardt on the John Stewart show the other day and was going to write about. But I found this guy (via Instapundit) who beat me to it. He does a pretty good job on the details, so I'll concede the floor to him in this regard.

In summation, my impression is that Gephardt came off almost human in his ability to communicate with the people. The ability to portray oneself in this lifelike fashion is the first and largest hurdle any modern politician must overcome. Most, especially on the Democratic side, simply do not have this power. Gephardt's ability to appear to be fully conscious, breathing, and engaged by the stimulus around him stands in stark contrast to the cadaverous John Kerry and the impenetrable, oilslick delivery of John Edwards. So I'm putting him as the odds on favorite for the Democratic nomination.

The crowd at the Stewart show (and Stewart himself) proved themselves to be highly partisan, wildly supportive of any condemnations of the Bush administration. When Gephardt stated that the President had made nothing but mistakes in terms of his foreign policy, the crowd cheered. Later, when bashing Bush on the economy, Gephardt stated something to the affect that "we need to get every person in the country covered by medical insurance." The crowd exploded with applause and cheers. However the moment was saved when Stewart replied, in reference to the crowd, "Yes, Mr. Gephardt, but you must understand, most of these people are suffering from severe impetigo."






A Pale Imitation Of Life

A reader describes a recent television appearance by our favorite Senator, Minnesota's own Mark Dayton (KARE 11 is a local TV station in Minneapolis):

Did you see Dayton and Coleman last night on this stupid "War in Iraq: A Teen Perspective" on KARE11 last night? I was pretty wiped out, I was heading to bed and figured I'd doze off to "Frasier" or something. Then this crap comes on with Majors and a bunch of teens asking questions and giving opinions on the war. First of all, who cares? (Or, "who kares?") They're teenagers. They can't vote.

But what struck me was watching Dayton and Coleman. They were "LIVE" from Washington. I suppose they really were live, but just in case, KARE stuck a "LIVE" up in the corner so we would know for sure. Especially so we'd know that Dayton WAS alive. He's like a zombie or something. I don't think the eyes we saw were his. I think it was glasses or some sort of prosthetic that was applied with spirit wax or something. They were like WIDE OPEN. And a ramrod straight back. Coleman looked really relaxed, but in a way that was statesman like. I just couldn't help looking at Dayton and not laughing. Even sat up for a minute to really get a good look at him (as if changing my viewing angle helped any) but I couldn't believe it was him. It was like he was taking himself so seriously that he had to sit up unnaturally straight and PAY ATTENTION with WIDE OPEN EYES.


A little known biographical fact about Mark Dayton is that one of his first jobs was working for the department store chain that used to bear his family's name. As a human mannequin. Former Dayton's store manager Lars Carlson recalls:

"People think it's easy being a human mannequin but it's much harder than they imagine. Marky was one of the best I ever saw. He was a natural. Shoppers would stop and stare at him for minutes at a time and if I had a dime for every time I heard one of them remark, "he's almost lifelike" I'd be a rich man.

And the faces. Who could forget the faces? Mark was able to distort his face into the oddest expressions and hold them for hours at a time. I think he really missed his true calling."

Dayton himself credits his insightful understanding of the middle class today to the hundreds of hours he spent as a human mannequin watching and listening to ordinary shoppers.

Spokesman for Senator Dayton would not comment on persistent rumors that Dayton's post-government plans include starring alongside Andrew McCarthy on the long awaited 'Mannequin 3: Hijinks in Washington' film project.






Wednesday, March 12, 2003

The Times They Keep On Spinning

This headline in today's NY Times struck me as amusing:

Sandbags Already on Streets, Baghdad Is a City in Waiting

Already? The Iraqis have probably been filling sandbags in Baghdad for six months. Already? Hell, they've could have been pouring concrete reinforced bunkers since December. Already? An entire city could have been built underneath Baghdad during this long, seemingly never ending, crawl towards war.

Not surprisingly the story continues on to take a few shots at President Bush:

The fact that President Bush stresses his Christian faith has given Muslim fundamentalists inside Iraq new ammunition to use against the Christian community here, one of the world's oldest. In recent decades it has shrunk to under a million, or less than 3 percent of Iraq's 24 million people.

Remember that if you hear any stories about Christians being persecuted in Iraq. It's all Bush's fault.

It gets better:

"The fanatics in Iraq are using it as an excuse to act against the Christians," Bishop Warduni said. He said Christians are unsettled about the possibility of attacks against them, especially if any war results in the kind of violent anarchy that southern Iraq experienced after the Persian Gulf war.

In fact many Iraqis fear renewed anarchy. Given that Mr. Hussein has been in power for more than three decades, his abrupt departure might create the kind of vacuum where violence thrives.


Got that? The toppling of Saddam Hussein's brutal dictatorship which has resulted in the loss of more than a million Iraqi lives might lead to INCREASED violence. Once again it will all be Bush's fault.

And of course the reporter's interviews with Iraqis in Baghdad were completely open and we're sure that what Iraqis told him were what they really thought and there wasn't any threats of coercion or reprisal from the regime. Right?






Good Signs Make Good Neighbors

The Star Tribune reports on the escalating "sign wars" going on in the Twin Cities. It seems Joe Repya's efforts to distribute his "Liberate Iraq" signs have been highly successful, all across the metro area. The market niche for this product has existed for some time. The "No War!" crowd has been actively organized since last October, blocking up the scenery in formerly peaceful neighborhoods with their scolding, bullying signs, much to the chagrin of many neighbors. For a long time there was no organized response available to those supporting the Bush administration. But Repka's efforts and method of distribution over the past few months (that is, giving the signs away at public events) seem to have corrected this market inequity.

I can report his success has reached even Macalester-Groveland in St. Paul. On the street in front of my residence, a two block area has been bookended by two large, burgundy, and unopposed "No War!" signs for months. Which made all of us in between appear to be naive, appeasement-minded, head in the clouds / head in the sand types. But over the past few weeks, not one, not two, but THREE Liberate Iraq signs have cropped up in this expanse, thus restoring at least some level of confidence in me for my neighbors. (This confidence should last until about the time of the next election, when my district will overwhelmingly vote for naive, appeasement-minded, head in the clouds / head in the sand types like Betty McCollum and Matt Entenza).

One area where the war seems to have not begun is on St. Clair Avenue, between Dale and Lexington. The wealthy residents of the large mansions along this strip retain an undisputed yard sign stance of "No War!". Five or six such signs dot the streetscape there. However, as you approach and cross over Lexington, and into a distinctly more blue collar district, it's nothing but American flags and Liberate Iraq signs. (Except of course for the chronically defaced Pro Life Across America billboard at St. Clair and Griggs. The graffiti this time states "Pro Life = Anti-Woman.").

My observations tell me that there may be a correlation between socio-economic status and variety of sign in one's yard, at least in St. Paul. My hypothesis being the more the house is worth, the more likely the residents are to be against a Bush administration lead intervention in Iraq. Perhaps I can do some research this week to confirm or disprove this (but perhaps not, so don't hold your breath). But if you're looking for a theoretical basis for this alleged phenomena, here's an article by Victor Davis Hanson, written back in October of 2001. An excerpt follows, but it merits reading in its entirety:

I think fashionable anti-Americanism and pacifism have now become completely aristocratic pursuits, the dividends of limited experience with the muscular classes and the indulgence such studied distance breeds. Our pampered critics may be as clever as Odysseus, but they have lost his nerve, strength, and sense of morality. And so they have neither the ability nor desire to ram a hot stake into the eye of the savage Cyclops to save their comrades.

In contrast, those who toil with their hands for a living, who become unemployed frequently and work two jobs, who take out loans for their kids to go to college at public universities, and who do real things like grow food, put out fires, and arrest felons, have a very practical view of human kind, not all that different from the pessimistic assessment of the old hard-as-nails veteran Thucydides himself. Because they see brutality daily, understand how hard it is to survive and raise a family in the arena of national competition, and know too well what man is capable of at his rawest, they do not in their own lives enjoy the luxury of seeing awful people as "ignorant" in the abstract, rather than evil in the concrete.

Not so with the elite media, the professorate, and many in education and the arts. They rarely work with their hands or meet those who do. Arguments, if settled at all, are settled by committee and consultation, not fisticuffs and two-by-fours, or maybe by corporate pink slips, with orders to clear out the desk in two hours. Insults among our elite critics invite sarcasm and irony, never a knuckle sandwich. For many, there is the lifetime employment of tenure, and summers out of the classroom. Quite simply, in America, in this its greatest age of freedom and affluence, we have created an entire leisured class who were not always born into great wealth, but who nevertheless have obtained an easy sinecure without worry and danger. They have completely lost sight of the fireworks when good and evil enter the realm of muscle and sinew.

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Paper Covers Rock:Constitution Trumps U.N.

Can the United States legally go to war with Iraq without U.N. approval?

Yes, according to this analysis by Donald Sensing at One Hand Clapping.






Sorry About That

In fact, to the extent that the West is to blame at all for the ills of the Third World it is to the extent that the West created Marx and his successors, among whom must be numbered many of those who advised the Third World leaders in the post war years.

-Margaret Thatcher from Statecraft






Terror Alert Color: Sienna

Found out about this one from the dudes over at Confederacy of Dunces:

"Twenty-three new Enhanced Terror Alert Colors, each one denoting a precise threat condition -- so you'll always know exactly how terrorized you're supposed be."

Now it makes sense, kinda.






No Blood for Adonal Foyle

From Sports Pickle (an Onion-esque web site devoted to sports), a report on an anti-war(riors) demonstration I think we can all get behind:

Anti-Warriors Rally Draws Nearly a Dozen to National Mall

An anti-Golden State Warriors rally held in Washington, D.C. yesterday failed to draw many people, just days after an anti-war demonstration brought hundreds of thousands to the National Mall. "I have to admit that I am disappointed in the turnout," said Jason Spindler, rally organizer. "I expected at least five or six more people to show." Of the nine people that admitted to being part of the rally, six said they thought they were taking part in an anti-war rally, not a demonstration against the Golden State Warriors. "That explains all the rhetoric against Antawn Jamison that guy was shouting," said Claire Bridges, holding a sign proclaiming: 'No War 4 Oil!' "I had heard of Jamison, but I thought Gilbert Arenas was some guy in the Bush administration."







Please Cease and Desist

When a diner in North Carolina does it the action has a sort of common man charm about it. But when the United States Congress changes the name of French fries it's a frickin' embarrassment. It's not clever. It's not patriotic. It's just stupid. Stop now.






Tuesday, March 11, 2003

There's No People Like Show People (Thank God)

Good news out of Hollywood, even in the event of war, the Oscars will go on. In fact, the organizers of the show have graciously agreed to accommodate any breaking news that should happen during the ceremony:

"If they run things under the screen indicating what's going on in the world, that's fine," said (Gil) Cates, who has produced the event 10 previous times. "If something happens and they have to go away, they'll go away and come back."

Good to know that ABC news will be given the appropriate time to report on Iraq's lighting oil fields ablaze or firing off chemical warheads on Israel, before they're forced to get back to a production number celebrating the film career of C. Thomas Howell.

What's going to be fascinating about the ceremony will be the attempts of Hollywood's elite to balance their raging bouts of conscience and their egoistic need to retain "street credibility" with their radical chic peers, while at the same time trying not to ruin their careers by revealing their America-hating impulses to Mr. and Ms. Middle America. Most will probably resort to wearing some type of ribbon (perhaps the colors of the Iraqi flag?) and delivering cryptic sentences about peace, while setting their jaws tight and looking appropriately annoyed. Give these people some credit, since looking annoyed and outraged isn't an easy thing to do while wearing a Versace gown and million dollar earrings (and that's just Ben Affleck).

Some will be bolder. I fully expect Michael Moore to win for best documentary and to deliver a vicious verbal assault against the Bush administration (while wearing an Armani tuxedo and a Detroit Tigers baseball cap - to show he's keeping it real despite his enormous wealth and privilege). Daniel Day Lewis gives us a preview of what he might have to say in case he wins Best Actor for "Gangs of New York" (which didn't exactly inject any peaceful messages or valuable lessons about pacifism into our popular culture):

"If we do choose to celebrate this thing, ... we've got to think about how we can do that in a way that is respective of what's going on," said Irish actor Daniel Day-Lewis, a lead-actor nominee for "Gangs of New York." "It would seem kind of obscene if we were there trouncing up the red carpet grinning and waving and people were dying somewhere in the world."

Someone needs to get the message to Daniel Day that people have been dying in the world during every Oscar broadcast in history. Many of them at the hands of the Iraqi dictator who will be overthrown when and if we go in. So instead of weeping crocodile tears for the Iraqis you suddenly have noticed and seem to care so much about , maybe your victory speech should include this line from President Bush's State of the Union address:

And tonight I have a message for the brave and oppressed people of Iraq: Your enemy is not surrounding your country, your enemy is ruling your country. And the day he and his regime are removed from power will be the day of your liberation.

Drop that line on us Daniel Day and I promise I'll be the first in line to see "My Left Foot 2" when it comes out.






Steppin' Out With L'il Kim

A reader offers this observation:

While I was making dinner and listening to the news (Jennings and ABC, I think), there was a short film clip of soldiers marching and the promise that after the break ABC would be doing an in-depth story on North Korea.

What struck me was the film clip of (I assume) North Korean soldiers:

Have you ever noticed how goose-stepping is the standard march step for all fascist/socialist dictatorships? I mean the Nazis did of course (do Germans now?), the Russians did, the various (pretend) Arab armies that I've seen do it, and apparently now the North Koreans.

I mean, could this used an indirect proof of a totalitarian state?


Deep inside the bowels of Pyongyang the North Korean leadership is holding session:

Dear Leader: "Comrades despite our best attempts to brutalize our people with an authoritarian fist I just don't think the rest of the world is giving us props for just how totalitarian we are. We've built prison camps, starved millions, stifled all dissent, brainwashed our youth with an ruthless ideology, and created a cult of personality around me. But there's something missing. I can't quite put my finger on it."

Comrade General: "If I may be so bold beloved Dear Leader perhaps if we had our troops march the way the Germans used to, I think they called it "goose stepping"...."

Dear Leader: "That's it! Brilliant! I'll remember you when the next purge rolls around Comrade General. I knew I would come up with something if I thought about it long enough. In honor of the majestic Korean swan we shall call it the "swan step" and from now the People's Democratic Army will exclusively employ it when marching."

The rest of the room erupts in applause and chants of "all hail the Dear Leader!".






Leave It To The Pros?

In the ongoing debate about torture, that is whether the U.S. should torture Al Qaeda members to gain information that might prevent future terrorist attacks, there is one option that I have not heard much talk about. Why not let the Israelis do it? I know that we've turned suspected terrorists over to the Egyptians in the past because of their torture friendly attitudes but frankly I don't have complete confidence in that country or its government. The Israelis have a great deal of experience with interrogation and I trust that any and all information gleaned would be swiftly passed along to us. In the past the mere threat of handing suspects over to them was enough to loosen lips:

In 1995, Philippine intelligence agents tortured Abdul Hakim Murad, whom they arrested after he blew up his apartment making bombs. The agents threw a chair at Murad?s head, broke his ribs, forced water into his mouth, and put cigarettes out on his genitals, but Murad didn?t speak until agents masquerading as the Mossad threatened to take him back to Israel for some real questioning. Murad named names. His confession included details of a plot to kill Pope John Paul II, as well as plots to crash 11 US airliners into the ocean and fly an airplane into the CIA headquarters in Langley, Va. His co-conspirator Ramzi Yousef was later convicted for the 1993 World Trade Center bombing.?

I am against the United States using torture but it has proven to be a very effective tool against terrorism. The Israelis already use it today so why not allow them to do the "dirty work" for us? Isn't that what friends are for?







I'll Be The Judge Of That

Later today I'll be judging a history day event at prestigious Breck middle school in Minneapolis. What kind of judge will I be when it comes to the historical knowledge of today's youth? Picture Simon from American Idol only less charitable. Tough love. It's the only way they'll ever learn.






Mark Dayton On Leadership

For all those of you out there who just can't get enough of Minnesota Senator Mark Dayton (our extensive market research indicates an insatiable demand) here's a telling excerpt from an editorial he authored in today's Star Tribune:

What will it cost in American and Iraqi lives? Will it bring terrorist reprisals against the United States, and will those attempts be thwarted? What will an occupation of Iraq require, and what kind of government will follow? Will other Middle East conflicts improve or deteriorate? What will be the war's effects on U.S. world leadership, on our relationship with allies and adversaries, and on the stability of other world flash points: India and Pakistan, North and South Korea, China and Taiwan?

They will all be measures of the president's skill and wisdom. The world will be very different, because of his decisions and actions. Whether for better or worse, we first will experience -- then, with others, will judge.


Is that what you call leadership Mark? Asking a bunch of hypothetical questions, offering no answers yourself, and then judging the president's decisions in hindsight? It's actually the first time I'm seen a Dem admit what their attitude toward the war really is. Don't take a stand now. Wait to see how it turns out and then claim that's what you favored all along.





Monday, March 10, 2003

Graceland

Peegy Noonan speculates on what the capture of Bin Laden might look and sound like in this piece at OpinionJournal.com.






The Star Tribune Has A Problem With Capitalism?

Local talk radio host Jason Lewis weighs in with an editorial on who really bears the tax burden in Minnesota. Surprisngly enough his opinions are a bit different from the Star Tribune editorial board:


In its Feb. 23 editorial "More on taxes," the Star Tribune continues to confuse disposable income with tax burden. It is hardly newsworthy that the rich have more after-tax income than the poor. If that seems traumatic, the newspaper's problem isn't with tax policy -- it's with capitalism.

The true measure of who is bearing the brunt of taxes cannot be measured as a percent of income. By that standard, sales and property taxes should rise with personal income. Perhaps the baker should charge the well-to-do twice as much for the same loaf of bread?

No, the best measure of the tax burden is the percent of total taxes paid. And by that measure, that fortunate top 10 percent of Minnesota households pay 38 percent of the total state and local tax burden and 53 percent of the individual income tax collected.







Can Ziggy Be Far Behind?

The Norm becomes a blogger:








Sunday, March 09, 2003

Whiniest Lyrics Ever?

It's time for the left to get a new anthem. After years of marching to the strains of 'The International' it got moldy and has fallen out of fashion. Lately Give Peace a Chance has been making a comeback but let's face it, that song is played. In order to help out my brethern on the other side of the political divide I suggest they adopt the song 'What About Me?', a 1982 hit by Australian super group Moving Pictures. It speaks to the core values of the left; victimhood and the redistribution of resources.

Well there's a little boy waiting
at the counter of the corner shop
He's been waiting down there,
waiting half the day,
They never ever see him from the top
He gets pushed around, knocked to the ground,
He gets to his feet and he says...

*What about me? It isn't fair
I've had enough, now I want my share
Can't you see, I wanna live
But you just take more than you give

Well, there's a pretty girl
serving at the counter of the corner shop
She's been waiting back there,
waiting for a dream,
Her dreams walk in and out,
they never stop
Well, she's not too proud,
to cry out loud
She runs to the street and she screams...

Chorus

More than you give...

Take a step back and see the little people
They might be young,
but they're the ones that make the big people big
So listen as they whisper:
"What about me?"

And now I'm standing on the corner,
all the world's gone home
Nobody's changed, nobody's been saved
And I'm feeling cold and alone
I guess I'm lucky, I smile a lot
But sometimes I wish for more than I've got...

Chorus

What about me?
What about me?
What about....me?






Saturday, March 08, 2003

Baseball Writing For The Soul

A literay baseball journal? Published by a guy in St. Paul? Check out Elysian Fields Quarterly for intelligent baseball writing by true lovers of the game. More details available from this story in today's Minneapolis Star Tribune.





And Then There?s Mark

We are living in momentous, perilous times. Terrorists threatening the lives of Americans with horrific weapons. Hundreds of thousands of our troops poised to wage war against a ruthless, brutal dictator. The economy hanging in the balance. The prospects for all of America over the next century hinging on the conscientious deliberations and wise decisions made by our elected representatives, over the next few weeks and months.

And then there?s Senator Mark Dayton. Recently his efforts have been concentrated on participating in Democratic attempts to subvert the Constitution by preventing the Senate from voting on the confirmation of judicial nominees. And oh yes, calling bingo numbers at retirement homes. But this week it seems he was actually engaged in the legislative process too. According to the Star Tribune, Senator Dayton introduced the following ?key? points of legislation. To emphasize, KEY points of legislation:

"Do Not Spam": If the bill passes Congress, the Federal Trade Commission (FTC) would be instructed to establish a registry, similar to the "Do Not Call" registry for telemarketing, where consumers could indicate that they don't want to receive unsolicited e-mail. "Spam" violators would be fined $10,000.

Consumer report: The Government Accounting Office would compile a study of technical support and recommend consumer protections.

Industry standards: The FTC would establish basic industry standards for technical support, including online, telephone and on-site support.


Key points of legislation? My God, I?d hate to see what his trifling, insignificant legislation might look like. But at least it?s nice to see Senator Dayton hasn?t been distracted by world events in his crusade to expand the Federal government?s role in the lives of Americans. If these bills become law, next time you get a call from a credit card company during dinner, you can make a federal case out of it (literally).

I can imagine Dayton?s conscientious deliberations before conceiving of this legislation. Something on the order of: ?Yes, this is what the middle class wants. Since they don?t have servants to screen their calls, they don?t want to be interrupted when they?re eating! So I?ll raise taxes and create a federal bureaucracy to police telemarketing violations! I?m really getting in touch with the middle class here, I really am on their side!?





Friday, March 07, 2003

SXSW

I'm going to Austin next week for the South By Southwest Music Showcase.

I hope to be submitting several posts about the scene, man, and what the whole deal is like. I've always wanted to go and this year I'm going AND I get to play too, backing up a honky tonker on Thursday night at the Broken Spoke.

Should be a good time, and will hopefully provide some fodder for posting.






This Shelley is a poet of the fists

Great piece in today?s weekend Journal about Jody Shelley of the Columbus Blue Jackets, currently leading the NHL in fighting majors with 22.

You just have to love a good ugly pugilist like Shelley. Every team has one, perhaps two. They patrol the ice in rare shifts, taking to the ice only to right a wrong committed against one of the more talented players or to change the momentum of a game.

For years, the NHL has been trying to tone down the fighting and in fact, it has worked.

The piece notes how fights are down 22% to the lowest level in 26 years. Not good news, this.

.,,Mr. Shelley isn?t very popular at NHL headquarters. The league has labeled him a ?repeat offender? and hit him with two suspensions and more than $20,000 in fines.

Brad Stuart, a San Jose defenseman, called him ?an embarrassment to the game?.


Naturally, the fans love him.

?He?s the man? says Doug Carpenter, a season ticket holder. When Shelley takes the ice (averaging only six minutes a game) ?you get the feeling something big is going to happen?.

Shelley?s jerseys are also the biggest sellers in the concession stands.

When I lived in Boston, I was a huge fan of pint-sized pugilist PJ Stock, a mere 5-10 and 190 pounds who often fights beasts like Shelley who go 6-4 and 225. He?s a decent writer believe it or not too.

I took the following fairly amusing description from hockeyfights.com:

Comments: After a couple of nice uppercuts by Quintal they slowed along the boards, that they were gonna end it, they both looked exhausted. It looked like the ref asked PJ if they were done. He shook his head and opened up with a big right then switched to his left as Quintal was dropping big rights. They trade punch after punch, Stock with the left, Quintal with the right. Quintal switches up to his left and gets in a couple good shots then meets a hard right by Stock. Both players exhausted, Quintal sneaks in another uppercut and PJ tries throwing a couple more, but all the mustard's off of both players shots and its over.

Ahh...I love it. And the playoffs are just around the corner.





Wanna Bet?

A recent poll that shows President Bush losing to an "unnamed Democrat" has left of center bloggers crowing. Tony Pierce sees the poll as proof that Bush really didn't win the 2000 election and Jeff Fecke at Blog of the Moderate Left is ready to get the shovel out and start throwing dirt on the coffin of the Bush presidency:

When a candidate falls below fifty percent in a generic re-elect poll, he is in critical jeopardy.

When he falls behind the generic opponent, turn the lights out; he's done.


Not so fast fellas. A few points need to be made:

1. As far as I know this is the only such poll so far that has shown Bush losing a hypothetical election and this is not one conducted by one of the "major" pollsters either. Looking at individual polls can give you results all over the board. Let's see if this result is duplicated in other polls before we give it too much credence.

2. Despite Jeff Fecke's assertion that losing to a generic opponent is a particularly bad sign, in reality incumbents almost always perform worse against an unnamed opponent. With threats of war looming and the economy soft it's not surprising that voters would be somewhat negative on Bush. But an "unnamed Democrat" doesn't really conjure up many specific negatives. Once a real name is put in place voters have a record and image to associate with and negatives will climb accordingly for that candidate.

3. It really doesn't mean anything. A poll conducted in October 2001 might have shown Bush beating an unnamed Democrat by thirty points. Now that poll means nothing. And in November 2004 this poll will mean nothing as well. Bush is certainly not "done" at this point in time and Jeff Fecke might not want to reach for that light switch just yet.

Since both of these gentlemen appear quite confident that Bush is headed towards defeat in 2004 I propose a small wager. Say $50 each (Tony should be able to easily afford it with all those car donations he's hauling in). I'll take Bush and they can have the Democrat to be named later.

Deal?

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Hewitt on Democratic Leadership

Hugh Hewitt accurately lights up the Democratic foreign policy intelligensia:

...it was thus astonishing to watch a replay last night of a press conference earlier in the day given by a gaggle of Democrats, including Senators Daschle, Biden, and Levin, former Secretary of Defense William Perry, former National Security advisor Sandy Berger and former Secretary of State Albright. The gang spent most of their time blasting the President for his handling of the North Korean crisis --a crisis birthed in the Framework Agreement of 1994 and nurtured throughout the Clinton Administration right up to Albright's trip to North Korea in the late fall of 2000. The West Coast doesn't have a shred of defense against North Korean missiles in part because of Levin's long war against missile defense, and the Homeland Security Department is a week old, because Daschle held it hostage for union interests all last fall and late summer. Joe Biden is mocked for his incoherence and especially his "mano-a-mano" posturing prior to the Afghan rout last year, and Sandy Berger's only response to 9/11 has been to leak that he gave a paper to Condi Rice that warned Osama was a problem. In short, a bigger group of foreign policy losers would be hard to assemble if you had a month. Yes, they are all powerful or were powerful, and all have the "Hon." permanently before their names. But their attack on the President on what might have been the literal eve of war is repugnant and is so outside the traditions of the United States political system that it is impossible to find a parallel.

I think Hewitt's comments on the Clinton-era foreign policy leadership are right on. While in power they sought to avoid challenges and ignore dangers, because it was politically expedient to do so. Now that they?re out of power they seek to name call, obstruct, and blame those who are left to clean up after them. Even during a time of war. Despicable. As Peggy Noonan wrote a few weeks ago, the party can no longer be taken seriously in matters of national defense.

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Feeling The Homeland Security Pinch

Recently we've been having all sorts of problems at work with customer shipments from our plant in Mexico getting into the United States. Customs has held a number of our trucks for up to weeks at a time in El Paso and have caused our customer delivery service levels to plummet. Two Customs agents flew in from Washington to discuss the issues with our general manager here in Minneapolis in person since we didn't have "secure" phone lines.

Apparently now that the U.S. Customs Service is part of the D.O.H.S. (Homer could be their mascot) their emphasis has shifted from trade to security. Which is all fine and good except that a signification chunk of our economy has come to depend on the relatively easy and free trade passing between the U.S and Mexico and Canada and imposing undue restrictions on that trade is not what the economy needs right now.

After many go rounds and haggling with various bureaucrats we finally seem to have found the crux of the problem that Customs has with us. They don't understand what our product is or how it works. The products in question are flow meters, which in their simplest sense are instrumentation devices designed to measure flow through pipes in industrial applications (paper mills, chemical plants, food & beverage processing, etc). One of our senior engineers will be traveling to El Paso next week to give a presentation to the Customs agents stationed there explaining how our products work and in what applications they might be used. It is hoped that this will be enough to allow us to avoid any future delays in shipments.

I fear however that we will not be the last company to be "busted" if Customs continues to follow their new criteria of "if we don't know what it is it doesn't get in". If Customs agents are anything like typical government employees the only products that won't be held up are big screen TVs, beer, and nacho cheese flavored Doritos. Perhaps that Homer as mascot idea isn't quite so far fetched.





I swear he actually said this

As I was posting the last piece on the 'bomb, I heard him actually say these words:

"Gag me with a spoon."

I'll just let that speak for itself.







Proving It Daily

"Hey what's that saying 'Better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you're an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it?'"*

Yes, Ron, it's an age-old cliche. And one whose wisdom you prove daily.

--*Heard this morning at 8:29 by Ron Rosenbomb on the Morning Din on KSTP.






Die Krupps? Quit Confusing Me!

I was in Roadrunner Records last night flipping through the used vinyl when I came upon a $2.75 copy of an album by Das Damen. Das Damen? Could they be the guys that the great Chuck Eddy raved up in Stairway to Hell? The album was on the Twin/Tone label and I'm sure Das Damen were from Milwaukee so the Upper Midwest connection was adding up.

The cheap price plus my Radio K discount talked me into buying the album. That and plus hearing the workers namecheck "Willard Ikola" and "Cary Eades" while I was over in the used CD area made me want to give them my money.

After a stop at the liquor store for a sixer of Bass, I came home to my Chuck Eddy book to see what he had to say about Das Damen ... and it was ... nothing. DIE KREUZEN were the band from Milwaukee I was thinking of. D'oh! - I had mixed up my Eighties Indie American Guitar Bands Who Have German Names! Die Kreuzen = the crossing or the mixing in German; Das Damen = the ladies in German, though my high-school German tells me it should be Die Damen. (Note: Translations are not guaranteed.) Das Damen were from New York City, and the album ain't bad. Kind of like Made To Be Broken-era Soul Asylum - late eighties buzzing crunching guitar rock with a certain melodic tenderness.

As for Die Kreuzen, I know I've seen their albums in Roadrunner before and should have pounced on them when I had the chance. Eddy described them as "nakedly soulful in a way that cuts deeper every time you play (them)." He also said that their music is "scary as mortal sin, and beyond oft-arbitrary constructs like 'meaning.'" I'll brush up on my German, then the search continues.






Thursday, March 06, 2003

A Bad Angle?

JB Doughtless makes a good call on the alleged rug of Mark Knoller, but Fox News's Jim Angle might give him a run for the title of the Worst Cover Up in DC (media division).

Thoughts on Mr. Bush. His hair looked real. But also really wet. This is unfortunate in that it made him look like an 8-year-old who just had his mom slick down a cowlick before pushing him on stage. (Remember, I am a supporter of our dear President - so get your hackles down! Aesthetically-speaking, I've got to call 'em as I see 'em, such is the blogger's code of honor.)

Another strange phenomena was the varied delivery style of his prepared remarks vs. his impromptu responses to questions. His well deserved rep is that he can deliver a good speech, but tends to struggle when put on the spot to deliver extemporaneously. The opposite occurred this time. He didn't actually struggle in his prepared remarks, but his delivery was much too slow and deliberate, more so than usual. It looked like he was trying very hard not to make a mistake, which is not exactly the image one wants to portray when attempting to rally a partially skeptical nation around the causes for declaring war. Brimming confidence man, that's what we need!

That's what America needs to see anyway. But if his intended audience was the International community, perhaps showing a more deliberate, world-weary countenance was more palatable. In fact much of the substance of his remarks... (you do care about that too, don't you? Substance? Me too, but I'm confident NRO or Opinion Journal will nail this down by morning, so I'm content to nibble around the edges. Now back to the original sentence, shown in it's entirety) ..... In fact much of the substance of his remarks seemed targeted at the International community. His continued emphasis that he didn't seek war, that he still held out hope diplomacy could win the day, and that war would only be a last resort (as if we weren't already at that point). Most Western Europeans still won't believe him of course. But if for no other reason, he needed to provide Tony Blair some plausible deniability to the accusation that we believe the UN route taken so far was an illegitimate game of delay, appeasement, and anti-American power politics.

During the Q & A period, I didn't see a major foible by the President, which is uncommon for the man in this type of unscripted setting. He stayed on message yet still addressed (directly or at least tangentially) the specific questions being asked. He created rapport with his in-house audience and it felt like he was fully engaged and above all considerate of dissenting opinions. I also liked how he skillfully avoided insulting anyone (except Saddam), despite the attempts of reporters to get him to lash out at the likes of the French, Germans, Turks, anti-war protesters, and Ted Kennedy.

A couple of slightly cringe-worthy episodes. Bush's habit of saying "uhhhhhhhh" when searching for the name of the next questioner to call on. It sounded bad on TV, the vocal place holding habit of an adolescent or novice public speaker, uncomfortable with what silence would imply.

Also there was an uncomfortable moment upon Bush's calling on a young, black, female reporter, from the Urban Radio News Network. The reporter, first name was "April," didn't respond right away so Bush jokingly said "that is if you have a question, or did I catch you cold?" There was some light tittering in the audience, the reporter in question smiled, and Bush quickly said "of course you have a question." But the exchange seemed like it could be turned into some sort of racial slight, as if Bush assumed a black reporter (I think the only one who asked a question during the entire press conference) wouldn't be prepared with a question.

Of course that wasn't the President's motivation, if anything he was just being overly familiar in an attempt to ingratiate himself to a reporter with whom he may have assumed wasn't going to toss him a softball question. (However, it turns out she tossed the softest ball of all, something about how his personal faith is being utilized in this crisis). As this topic is getting perilously close to "substance" I'll drop it for now and wait and see if Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson have it nailed down by morning.






One of the worst cover ups in DC history

As I sit watching the Presidential news conference, I have just one question: what the hell crawled on top of CBS radio reporter Mark Knoller's head and died? What is that thing?






The Signs They Are A Changin'

Driving around the western suburbs of Minneapolis today I noticed a pleothra of Liberate Iraq signs cropping up. It was a refreshing site after months of only seeing No War With Iraq signage. Of course I was in the suburban enclaves of Eden Prairie, Bloomington, and Minnetonka and I'm sure that in the Linden Hills, Minneapolis Lakes area, and Mac-Groveland neighborhoods the No's still have it but progress is being made.

This Saturday at noon there will be another sign distribution at the State Capitol in St. Paul (and other locations) by the Liberate Iraq group. Stop by, pick one up, and show your support for the administration. And if you haven't done so already order some of our original Deserve Victory! bumper stickers.





Anti-dentitism In Edina?

Guns aren't really my bag. I don't own one and probably haven't fired one since my freshman year of college when I was in ROTC. But I firmly believe in the right to keep and bear arms even if I don't choose to exercise that right myself. That's why I belong to the NRA and support the attempts in Minnesota to reform our conceal and carry laws. To understand why you need to read stories like this from a local community newspaper:

A Hennepin County District Court judge recently upheld the Edina police chief?s decision to deny a dentist a permit to carry a concealed handgun.

Following a six-day trial, District Court Judge David Duffy ruled Feb. 3 that Edina Police Chief Mike Siitari properly denied the permit to Edina resident Franz Metzger, who has a dental practice in St. Louis Park and a tree farm in Itasca County.


So what's all the fuss about?

Metzger first applied for a permit to carry a pistol in 1994 and was granted that permit by former Edina Police Chief William Bernjhelm, District Court documents state. Bernjhelm renewed Metzger?s permit through 1999.

When Metzger reapplied for a permit in 2000, Siitari, who had recently been appointed as Edina?s new chief of police, denied the dentist?s request, according to District Court documents.


This guy had a C&C permit for six years. Then when a new police chief was appointed it was denied. In Minnesota the decision rests solely (you can appeal) upon the whims of the local police chiefs. If one happens to dislike you for any reason you could be denied.

Siitari?s denial of renewal was based upon the grounds that ?dentist and tree farm owner do not qualify as occupations or personal safety hazards that require a permit to carry,? court documents state.

Which sounds reasonable until you consider...

During the six-day September 2002 trial, Metzger argued that he met those requirements based on the grounds that he transports narcotics and precious metals to his office and has expensive equipment in his office, court documents state.

Violence isn't linked to narcotics right?

Metzger also testified that his safety is exacerbated by the location of his office building in the 6600 block of Excelsior Boulevard in an area he describes as ?high crime,? according to court documents. His testimony established that this claim was based on the office?s proximity to the nearby Meadowbrook housing complex.

However, St. Louis Park?s police chief informed Siitari that earlier problems at the Meadowbrook complex had been addressed and that the housing project is at this point a ?success story,? court documents state. The judge found no evidence to suggest that the office complex is in a high-crime area.


I live in St. Louis Park and used to live in Hopkins, an adjoining suburb, and I'm not trying to insinuate anything but Meadowbrook is often referred to "Ghettobrook" by local residents. Calling it a "success story" is quite an optimistic evaluation to say the least.

?I think that the decision illustrates the problem with the current law, leaving the decision to issue a permit to the discretion of the local police chief and then setting no objective standard for any court to apply,? said Metzger?s attorney, Elizabeth Carlson.

But at least the citizens of Edina can rest easy this evening knowing that this dentist won't be carrying a concealed firearm. And how much did this cost the taxpayers of Edina?

The city of Edina has spent more than $82,000 in staff time, attorney?s fees and court fees to uphold this decision, Siitari said.








Nothing, you say....well now
I know, I know, most of you dislike country music. You've repeated the aged joke about the country record being played backward. You've laughed at the "both kinds of music" crack in Blues Brothers. You'd rather listen to Bono or Sting than Alan Jackson or Brad Paisley. I understand.

But, what you should remember when yer flippin' around the channels is to stop on CMT or GAC or whatever channel is playing country vids to check out the stunning new video by the lovely corn-fed and hand-spanked Deana Carter.

It starts out with the lithe Carter buck nekkid, the camera behind her. She's on her cell phone (in fact the entire piece seems like the best cell phone commercial you've ever seen--not something I have a problem with) chatting with her boyfriend. She then slips on a pair of what look to be mens boxer/briefs--undies I aint yet tried, as I am a staunch segregationist when it comes to my skivvies. She struts around for a while, then dons a wife-beater.

The rest of the vid is her preening around in her bedroom smiling widely and telling her beau (who is on the way over) that?s there?s nothing she won?t do (nothing! she specifically says this) for him.

Now this would be great entertainment even if the song blew, but as a bonus it is a remarkably catchy piece of country-pop confection; vaguely Abba?s Take A Chance On Me-esque.

THIS is pop entertainment at it?s best. You?ve got a beautiful young woman, with a great, positive message of selflessness to her man, proudly displaying (but not sluttily) her God-given body and singing a well-crafted, hook-filled, try-not-to-hum-it-later ditty. That about covers what I want from this type of entertainment.

Again, is this ?important? music? Thankfully no. Will the Village Voice tell us that it is ?brave?, no. Will four earnest rockers get together to cover it at a Grammy ceremony some day? Let?s hope not.

Just let yourself enjoy...





What About The Mornings?

Every day at my workplace we are subjected to a barrage of crappy, sappy, music broadcast over the PA system. And it's the same music in the same order every single day. When I hear the high pitched wailing of "There has to be a morning after..." I know it's 10:40am. That horrendous 'Titanic' song by Celine Dion? Must be 1:15pm.

I believe our company only alters it's selection once a year. Right now we're going with Bad Love Songs For Corporate Drudgery Volume VI. It was probably pitched to us as "Your workplace sucks and so do our songs." Soul numbing, spirit crushing music designed to break down our resistance and not question the corporate mind speak. "Why yes I do believe in our mission and vision. Allow me to recite them for you..."

Anyway the other day I found myself actually listening to the lyrics of Air Supply's dreadful Even The Nights Are Better, probably for the first time ever, and I realized that they make no sense. When you say that "even the nights are better now that we're here together" and "even the nights are better since I found you" it implies that the nights were going pretty good without you and I wasn't really expecting them to be better with you but wow am I pleasantly surprised. Aren't the nights the easy part? You get all gussied up, go to dinner, maybe a movie, come back to your pad, drink wine and consummate your love on the shag rug in front of the fire place. Then you go to bed, possibly get another bout of love making in, before peacefully falling asleep in each other's arms (in real life of course men roll over and fall asleep within thirty seconds).

I would think that when you're alone the nights are the toughest. During the day you're busy doing this or that but nighttime is the lonely time when it's just you and your thoughts. So it would follow that once you meet someone and fall in love the nights would obviously be better.

The song also addresses the daytime as well with the line "even the days are brighter when someone you love's beside ya" which tends to diminish the whole "even the nights are better.." effect since they've now spread the beneficial impact of being in love over most of the twenty four hour day.

The song would have greater meaning if it focused on the morning. When you get up in the morning you're unkempt, smelly, have bad breath, need to pee, possibly are hung over, if you're a man are likely scratching yourself, and don't want to talk to nobody about nuthin'. You're not exactly God's gift to the opposite sex at this time. Being alone ain't necessarily such a bad thing. If you can say or even better sing "Even the mornings are better since I found you..." then you know you've got something.





Wednesday, March 05, 2003

Business As Usual

Money can't buy you love, but it can buy you a reduced fine from the Pawlenty administration. I miss the independent Ventura admininstration even more now.





Pakistan Kicks In

Fox News analyst Monsoor Ijaz appears in today?s National Review Online, with an interesting article detailing the operation conducted by Pakistani intelligence (ISI) to capture Khalid Shaikh Mohammed.

According to Ijaz, the key components to the success of this operation were threefold: 1) the willingness of the ISI to employ its cultural expertise and knowledge of Pakistan?s criminal underground against individuals with whom they had a previous collegial relationship; 2) US intelligence electronic monitoring capabilities; and 3) motivated by the promise of reward money, an elderly couple living in the city of Quetta reported suspicious activities by a large number of young Arab men in the house next door (which turned out to be an Al Qaeda safe house).

The continued utilization of resources such as these should make it very difficult to be in the terrorism business in Pakistan. And for this we can primarily thank the cooperation of the Pakistani government. They?ve committed themselves to ending the presence of Islamic terrorists in their nation. Slowly but surely they?re accomplishing their goals. And without them, Mr. Mohammed would still be at large, because electronic surveillance alone would not have succeeded in capturing him.

This emphasizes the importance of state sponsorship for the continuance of terrorism. Without the overt support of a government, or at least a government?s willful apathy in allowing them to exist within their borders, organizations like Al Quaeda cannot exist. Which is why a critical component in the US efforts to protect itself in the war on terror is the removal of regimes that continue to provide such support. The short list of these regimes consists of Iraq, Iran, Syria, and Saudi Arabia . As was the case with Pakistan, the leaders of some of these countries may mend their ways and begin providing the necessary cooperation. But regimes like Saddam?s, which remain defiant and increasingly dangerous, will have to be dealt with through more aggressive means - and quickly. Because if we don?t deal with them now, we will be dealing with the effects of their terrorist patronage later.






When You Mess With The Bull...

I know it's extremely long but I encourage you to read this Steven Den Beste post from yesterday. It's a tale of some English wanker who decided to mess with him for the fun of it not realizing just what he was getting himself into. Needless to say when Den Beste turns his rhetorical guns on him the battle is short and decisive. Remember the "Highway of Death" from the Gulf War? This guy ends up looking very much like the Iraqi Army did back then. A burned out, shattered, remnant pathetical crawling away from the field of battle.







Damned If You Do, Damned If You Don't?

I faced a bit of conundrum today after being dusted by the priest (Ash Wednesday) this morning at church. Do I wipe the ashes off my forehead before I go to work or not?

If I keep them on is that a contradiction of today's Gospel which advises against ostentatious praying and performing good deeds in public in order to receive recognition from others? (See the ashes? I went to church. I'm good. Make way sinners, holy man coming through.)

But if I wipe them off am I denying my faith and hiding my religion?

Tough call. I went with ashes on. Lets hope that pride doesn't goeth before a fall in this case.






Are You Sponge Worthy?

Baby it's back! After an eight year absence on the U.S market the contraceptive sponge returns.






But Can It Be Funnier Than A Sack?

A reader kindly submits John Bergstrom's Attack Cartoons for your comic enjoyment.






Tuesday, March 04, 2003

Missing the Taliban

In today?s St. Paul Pioneer Press, columnist Laura Billings comes out in favor of the former Taliban regime in Afghanistan. Not in so many words of course, but how else does one interpret the final sentence of this paragraph:

"... now that the public polls are suggesting an increasing ambivalence about war in Iraq, it might be time for the nation's moderator, Oprah Winfrey, to gather us together for a town meeting in which each side has a five-minute video montage to frame their argument. As is Oprah's custom, she could bring in surprise guests to add to the discussion. Maybe columnist Ann Coulter against a kid from Afghanistan who could testify that in the year since we "liberated" that country, child malnutrition has nearly doubled."

Sorry for making you slog through an entire paragraph of her prose, but in order to understand her "fanciful," satirical scenario, it was necessary. If you were ever considering subscribing to the St. Paul paper as an alternative to the Star Tribune, beware - this kind of hectoring, irate yet uninspired, wealthy urban-soccer-mom-with-attitude writing is the dominant editorial style for the entire paper. For other examples, see just about any column by Ms. Billings, Brian Lambert, Rick Shefchick, Glenda Holste, or Deborah Locke.

Getting back to Laura, notice, she?s using ?scare? quotes on the term liberate. She?s listing as the only consequence of our intervention in Afghanistan an unattributed statistic about child malnutrition doubling. And she?s implying causation between our intervention and these malnutrition rates. To quote Chief Wiggum - ?Whaaaaaa!??

What are we to make of this? That because of this alleged increase in malnutrition she?d prefer a despotic theocracy, which supported and harbored the killers of 9/11 and sanctioned the ritualized rape, torture and murder of its citizens, remain in power? More to the point, she?s implying that the very victims of the Taliban?s brutal approach to governance were better off, more ?liberated,? before the US went in and organized a consensual government (which has at least the potential to become democratic)? All because she believes Afghanis were more likely to be getting a caloric intake closer to what she herself enjoys on Grand Ave. (relatively speaking) a year ago than they are today?

Now that?s a blind commitment to the Food Group Pyramid! Call her crazy, but I have to admire her fixated loyalty to a cause. Since a review of the malnutrition statistics in Europe immediately after W.W.II would probably show drastic increases over pre-war totals, I fully expect next time she refers to our efforts back then, she?ll write of the US ?victory? over the Nazis, or perhaps the ?liberation? of France from fascism.

I?m sure she?s got some French- or UN-sponsored study to prove her doubled malnutrition thesis. (The Pioneer Press has to make sure she's not making this up, right? They have uphold at least some editorial standards, don?t they?) But I couldn?t find the source of her statistic. Googling for information on this I did find an article quoting a Taliban spokesman (whom I presume Ms. Billings would consider an unimpeachable source) from July 18, 2001 claiming Afghan children were already ?ravaged? by malnutrition. That was more than 2 years ago, pre-"liberation". So what are they now - doubly ravaged?

Also, here?s a report from the UN, from June 7, 2001, not only indicating that malnutrition rates were ?alarmingly high? (due to internal warfare, drought, and a crumbling economy), but also that the Taliban were engaged in systematic harassment of aid workers, including the threat of corporal and capital punishment. They imprisoned, assaulted, and threatened to kill those trying to distribute food to starving people, if the aid workers didn?t properly comply with the Taliban Islamo-fascist code.

I don?t doubt that conditions in parts of Afghanistan are abysmal. They have been for years, and they continue to be, for a variety of reasons. The US is already doing a lot to overcome this ($900 million in aid since Sept. 11, 2001), and perhaps we should be doing even more. But at least we can fairly say no one is going to be shot for trying to distribute food. And that sounds something like ?liberation? to me.






Sad But True

The really pathetic thing about JB Doubtless's post on local talk radio host Ron Rosenbaum is that Rosenbaum could have been talking about any topic, including the law. And he's a fargin' lawyer! My favorite Rosenbaum line is: "All I know about that is what I read in the paper." So tell me again why am I supposed to be listening to your show?






Rosenbaum, on his talk radio hosting philosophy

"Someone is going to call in that knows more about this than me."--9:18 am, Tuesday







So I'm The A-Hole?

Apparently not all American celebrities are ready to roll over and accept (or embrace) the anti-American attitudes they encounter overseas. From USA Today:

As an A-list celebrity, actor Vince Vaughn employs an array of weapons to cope with hecklers, from a Saharan wit to a waiting limo.

But during a movie shoot recently in England, Vaughn found himself repeatedly reaching for the same comeback. Three totemic words from the attic of history: the Marshall Plan.

"I'd say one in three conversations wound up the same way, basically that 'America is the devil.' So I'd ask folks to think about the Marshall Plan a bit and get back to me," says Vaughn, 32, referring to the Allied blueprint for the reconstruction of Europe after World War II. "In the end, though, I just had to tell people, 'I'm not having this discussion anymore.' "

During Vaughn's stay in England, he found himself criticized on all those levels. Like a boxer countering each blow, he shot back with the best responses he could. Sometimes the complaints left him speechless, like the time he was told " 'America had no culture' by a kid wearing a Kobe Bryant T-shirt and listening to rapper DMX."

But one incident really stung.

"Man, it was bad," says the Rat Pack-y star of Swingers. "These girls saw us and were kind of flirting, and they kept asking us if we were American. Finally we said, 'Yes,' and they just took off.

"One girl turns and says, 'We were hoping you were Canadian.' Canadian? Since when was it cooler to be Canadian?"


Ouch. I guess at times like this we all have to make sacrifices and do without.






Monday, March 03, 2003

Looking Out For Number One

In her book Statecraft Margaret Thatcher describes foreign policy thusly:

Above all, foreign and security policy is about the use of power in order to achieve a state's goals in relations to other states. As a conservative I have no squeamishness about stating this. I leave it to others to try to achieve the results they seek in international affairs without reference to power. They always fail. And their failures often lead to outcomes more damaging than pursuit of national interest through normal means of the balance of power and resolute defense ever would have done. It is, indeed, a reoccurring theme in Western liberal democracies, this mixture of naive idealism with a distaste for power- and we should be on our guard against it.

In my view this is essentially what George Bush's approach to foreign policy has been so far. He has attempted to use the power of the United States to further our interests with other countries. Which seems to be the logical approach for the president of the United States to take.

But if you listened to the Democratic contenders queuing up to run against Bush in '04 last week at the DNC winter meeting you got a very different message. They decried his foreign policy as "unilateralist", "going it alone", and "bullying".

From Dick Gephardt:

For all our military might, there are too many threats to our security, too many global challenges for America simply to go it alone. We need the friendship and we need the cooperation of our time-honored allies. We need a president who will lead the world to ward that consensus and will lead by real leadership and not merely trying to bully other nations into doing that. And I would be that kind of president.

Joe Lieberman:

And I will show in this campaign how by pulling out of the Kyoto Global Warming Treaty, arms control treaties and other international pacts and by issuing an unnecessary and divisive policy of military preemption, George W. Bush has separated us from most of the rest of the world and weakened our alliances, just at the time when we need them more than ever to win the global war against terrorism.
It is a shame that the Bush administration's one-sided, go-it-alone foreign policy has made it so hard for the president to form an international coalition to achieve the worthy international security objective of disarming Saddam.


And these are two of the more "hawkish" candidates seeking the Democratic nomination. The remarks of Carol Moseley-Braun, Howard Dean, and Dennis Kucinich were even more critical of the administration's foreign policy, questioning the wisdom of proceeding with actions not approved of by the world "community".

The Bush administration's domestic actions of late have hardly been what one would consider a conservative agenda other than the proposed tax cuts and judicial nominees. Increased budget deficits, a bloated farm bill, further federal expansion in education, and a disturbing tendency to brag about how much money you're throwing at a problem (vividly demonstrated during this year's SOTU) are not what's going to clearly separate Bush from the Democrats in the minds of the voters.

But his foreign policy will. James Lileks has described it as a choice between the party of the U.S. (Republicans) versus the party of the U.N. (Democrats). Bush and the Republicans make foreign policy decisions based on the best interests of the United States while it increasingly appears that most Democrats want our foreign policy to be subject to the discretion of the world community in particular the United Nations. This wasn't always the case.

If you start with FDR and look at successive Democratic presidents you see that before Jimmy Carter , the foreign policies of Democratic administrations for the most part sought to advance U.S. interests rather than placate the world community. Roosevelt didn't want the U.S. to get into the Second World War to win applause from other countries. He believed that an eventual Allied victory was the best course for the U.S.

Although Truman was able to get U.N. approval when the Unites States entered the Korean War I doubt that he would have acted otherwise without that approval. The Marshall Plan and the policy of containment which were initiated during his administration were designed to limit Soviet expansion and support U.S. allies as was his decision to add the Greek government fighting a civil war against communists. These actions were not universally popular but they were undertaken to win (or at the time at least not lose) the Cold War clearly the overriding U.S. interest at the time.

The Bay of Pigs was essentially a unilateral effort by the U.S. to change the regime in Cuba and Kennedy received a great deal of heat from around the world for it. Although the planning and execution left much to be desired the operation was another example of the U.S. acting in its interests regardless of world opinion. We all recall the famous Adlai Stevenson presentation at the UN during the Cuban Missile crisis but few remember that at the time Kennedy's decision to challenge the Soviets by enforcing a blockade of Cuba was considered dangerous brinkmanship by many countries.

And whatever you think of LBJ's administration and his foreign policy you can hardly say that his decision to expand U.S. involvement in Vietnam was popular with the world community. Whether or not it was the right call is open to debate but he clearly undertook it in the belief that it was what was best for the U.S.

Then came Carter. His presidency was the first with an overt emphasis on human rights and his approaches towards Nicaragua, Iran, and the Panama Canal were clear examples of choosing to do what he considered "the right thing" over long standing U.S. interests. This was a departure from previous administrations both Republican and Democratic and marked that start of the "internationalist" approach to foreign policy for the Dems.

This approach was particularly evident during the Clinton years as his administration played footsie with international groups on the Kyoto Treaty and the International Criminal Court agreeing in principal with their ideas while trying to negotiate on the portions that were most blatantly harmful to U.S. interests. His unwillingness to take decisive actions against Iraq and Al Qaeda were at least partly based on fear of criticism from the international community. Military action in Bosnia and Kosovo was carried out under the umbrella of NATO, which limited the ability of U.S. air power to be used in the most effective manner and likely prolonged the length of the conflicts. William Kristol and Robert Kagan called Clinton's approach to foreign policy "the global buddy system".

Of course his predecessor George Bush 41 wasn't much better in this regard. His belief in the 'New World Order' and the desire for coalitions of consensus led to the failure to remove Saddam Hussein from power after the Gulf War even though that result (particularly when viewed in hindsight) would have best served U.S. interests.

Thankfully it appears as if his son will not repeat his father's mistakes. GW appears to understand that the overriding concern of U.S. foreign policy should be to protect its people and advance its interests not to make friends and play nice. This clearly separates him from the current crop of Democratic hopefuls.







Just Because "Everyone's Doing It" Doesn't Mean It Isn't Stealing

David Lawrence host of the tech radio show Online Tonight mentioned this speech by Jack Valenti of the MPA (Motion Picture Association) at Duke University which addresses the moral issues involved with illegal movie downloads that also apply to music:

Making choices is a daily experience for Americans. Making the right choice emerges from a process that is rooted in instinct and intuition which leap from unshakable values. When you come to a fork in the road, which way do you go? If choices chosen by young people early in their learning environment are infected with a moral decay, how then can they ever develop the judgment to take the right fork in the road? How will you, when many of you are in leadership roles in the future, deal with younger employees who have learned as students that if you have the power to take what doesn't belong to them, you do it? As the leader of the enterprise, how will you come to grips with that? You'll be face-to-face with the breakage of the moral compact and, guess what; it's on your dime.

I never used Napster and I don't use any of the other file sharing services that have sprung up since Napster's demise. Why? Because no matter how you try to justify it you can't get around the fact that you're taking something that you haven't paid for. And that's stealing. Even if everyone else is doing it.






Sunday, March 02, 2003

Because I Got High

I rarely participated in sports while growing up - too small, too slow, too scared. I did try a couple of years of organized baseball while in junior high, and while I was a borderline defensive liability in the outfield, the thing that made me give it up was that I just could not hit those pitches. So while pronouncing my sports-realm "expert" pronouncements from the safety of my futon or barstool, a favorite cliche of mine is the belief that: "hitting a baseball at the major league level is the toughest feat to accomplish in all of sports." If I - awkward, yes, but with a bit of hand-eye coordination - couldn't hit the twelve-year-old meat back in the day, getting a hit off of the likes of Roger Clemens must be nigh impossible.

Now I'm even more convinced. There is the revelation in David Wells' autobiography that he pitched his perfect game while "half-drunk." Wells has since changed his story, saying he: "went out the night before. I took some aspirin and had a headache the next day." I'm guessing he had a king-sized hangover, the effects of which I am told leave the victim feeling half-drunk.

And back in 1970, Dock Ellis pitched a no-hitter while high on LSD. As he told Lysergic World:

"I was zeroed in on the (catcher's) glove, but I didn't hit the glove too much. I remember hitting a couple of batters and the bases were loaded two or three times. The ball was small sometimes, the ball was large sometimes, sometimes I saw the catcher, sometimes I didn't ... They say I had about three to four fielding chances. I remember diving out of the way of a ball I thought was a line drive. I jumped, but the ball wasn't hit hard and never reached me."

A perfect game while battling a hangover. A no-hitter while tripping on acid. Guess I better change my mantra to: "hitting a baseball off of a chemically-impaired pitcher at the major league level is the toughest feat to accomplish in all of sports."





Saturday, March 01, 2003

Smile of the Week

At 11:30 a.m. on Inauguration Day, I called a dear friend in a panic. "I only have thirty minutes left for Jesse as Governor! What am I gonna do for political entertainment now? I miss him already ..." Followed by a sighed, quiet expletive.

But I forgot - new administrations; gubernatorial, presidential, Republican, Democrat ... each and every one of 'em has an early appointment or a nominee that draws a good chuckle. And sure enough: the Pawlenty Administration has brought us Jane Volz, who on Friday resigned as Labor and Industry Commissioner. Why did she resign? Heh heh - this is where the guffaws start - she didn't provide workers' compensation insurance for employees at her own business. It's hilarious - I see someone who has "Labor" as the first word in their title but I also see a person who either does not know basic employer requirements (absent-minded, maybe) or chooses to ignore them (foolhardy, perhaps.) And the tears of laughter flew when I saw Governor Pawlenty's statement: "I don't buy into the argument that she is so experienced that she knew" about the regulation.

C'mon Governor - your loyalty is noble, but the Strib article describes her as having experience in employment law. She's a lawyer, and lawyers are supposed to know laws. Even yours truly knew that employers are required to carry workers comp insurance - and I'm just some slob who posts on a blog. But thanks for the comic relief.





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