Captain Ed's weekly John Kerry photo caption contest starts today and I've been honored with the role of picking this week's winners.
Those that have followed the contest know both Ed's pictures and the associated captions are typically hilarious. His blog attracts a multitude of witty quipsters and insightful, wry social commentators, so I know it will be a challenge picking a winner, but it should be a blast.
Tip for those trying to sway this judge, I'm partial to sophomoric and scatological humor. And withering social commentary written in your underpants. Fraters readers who are not typical entrants in this contest, I call on you specifically to get on over there are knock out some zingers. Yes, you! The best and brightest of the scatological and sophomoric. The wretched refuse of our teaming shore, migrate over to Captain's Quarters and CAPTION!!!
In addition to the glory associated with victory, this week's winner will also get a rare, first edition, autographed copy of the DESERVE VICTORY! bumper sticker. Those not winning will each receive three. Good luck!