Do you want to know a secret? Do you promise not to tell?
Last Saturday, while slaving away at the palatial AM1280 The Patriot studios, I heard a new promotion for an upcoming station event that left me dazed and confused. After hearing it a couple of more times yesterday, I think I have finally figured out what was going on. And now I will share it with you. Don't blame me if reading any more of this leaves you groaning and rolling your eyes.
The promo talks about a "long awaited return" and says that someone is coming back to town for a special political event. It never mentions any names, but during it there are three or four different Huey Lewis and The News songs playing. My initial thought was that the group was going to be playing a concert sponsored by the station. But Captain Ed informed me that Huey Lewis was a John Kerry supporter, a fact confirmed by Derek from Freedom Dogs. Hmmm...
(WARNING: Possible Spoiler ahead)
This can't be confirmed yet, but there is a rumor that former local talk radio host Jason Lewis (currently toiling away in Charlotte, NC) is coming back to the Twin Cities in October for a special presidential debate event with...
...everybody's favorite nationally syndicated talk show host, Hugh Hewitt.
Get it? It may just be idle speculation, but I theorize that
Hugh Hewitt plus Jason Lewis
I warned you. You can't say that I didn't warn you.
Almost sounds like something that the guy at Plastic Hallway would come up with, doesn't it?