Laughs With Our Losses
A new Nelson is up. This week he prepares us for Vikings/Gophers defeats to come, bravely answering once and for all the musical question, are you ready for some football? Excerpt:
Fortunately, there are plenty of ways fans with losing teams can get ready for some football, and encourage their rowdy friends to come over and prepare themselves for some as well! To start, try getting everyone ready for some foosball. It's a very similar game, except in football the men are larger and have arms, but otherwise it's hard to tell them apart. Foosball is a good warm-up, because it's about 1/18th scale, so it takes eighteen times less effort to get ready for it.