If Clutch Is Everything...
...then the Twins are nothing. At least not tonight. Six innings. Ten hits. Zero frickin' runs?!? How is that even possible?
Will somebody please get a hit that matters? And is it too much to ask for more than a single? I mean, they're nice and everything, but I'd like to score at least ONE BLOODY RUN tonight, okay?
UPDATE: Fourteen hits. One run. A 3-1 loss to the hated Pale Sox. Pathetic.
UPDATE: Atomizer sez: On the bright side (and I'm ALWAYS looking on the bright side), the Twins have close to four months to figure out how to get a clutch hit against the Sox. The sixth game of eighteen slated tilts between these bitter rivals won't happen until August 15. In the meantime, the Twins will have to live with their inexcusably lame 1-4 record against the only real threat to dethrone them in the AL Central. Enjoy your summer, boys.