I'd Like To Thank The Nihilist Academy...
I'm truly sorry that I couldn't be present to accept my Rock Solid award in person but I was busy with those pesky chipmunks who have now taken up residence in my backyard shed.
I'm all out of deadly gas bombs so I had to spend most of the day coming up with a creative way to rid myself of them for good. I ended up wiring the shed with cable TV so I could force the little bastards to watch the Twins roll over for the Yankees this evening.
If that didn't kill them, nothing will.