Tuesday, July 26, 2005

I'd Like To Thank The Nihilist Academy...

I'm truly sorry that I couldn't be present to accept my Rock Solid award in person but I was busy with those pesky chipmunks who have now taken up residence in my backyard shed.

I'm all out of deadly gas bombs so I had to spend most of the day coming up with a creative way to rid myself of them for good. I ended up wiring the shed with cable TV so I could force the little bastards to watch the Twins roll over for the Yankees this evening.

If that didn't kill them, nothing will.

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