Let's See, One Apple Cruller, A Bear Claw, A Dozen Jelly And Whatever Cash You Have
I love reading the NRA's monthly magazine and especially the Armed Citizen column. It's all the stories buried by the MSM where God-fearing, law-abiding citizens blast worthless criminals to kingdom come after being attacked.
In fact, these stories are so fun to read, I had to find more and luckily found this site. There's a good ten years of stories there to keep a smile on your face and a hand on your gat.
I especially enjoyed this one, where a Dunkin Donuts employee foiled a would-be robbery:
District Attorney Robert Schwarz refused to charge an Albuquerque, New Mexico, Dunkin' Donuts employee with any wrongdoing after the armed store clerk killed one of two would-be robbers. The two suspects had entered the store posing as customers. When the clerk turned to get their donuts they drew guns and demanded cash. The clerk refused. One bandit fired a single shot at the clerk, barely missing his head, and the other bandit jumped over the counter and attempted to shoot the employee, but his gun jammed. By then, the clerk had retrieved his own handgun and returned fire, fatally injuring the suspect who had jumped the counter. The dead crook's accomplice fled the building. (The Journal, Albuquerque, NM, 9/6/96)
What a great American! The guy is just trying to make an honest living selling some delicious donuts (I've got to make the donuts) and various other battered goodies and these scum just expect him to hand over the dough. I just love the attitude of the guy that he wasn't going to bend over for these human debris and instead gave them a little taste of their own.