Dave e-mails to suggest a way for Hugh to fulfill his triathalon dreams:
Great site, easily the best of the Northern Alliance. Young, drunk, and conservative. Perfect match for me....
If you're looking for a team that might take Hugh in, we might be the only one around. As long as they drink after races, we'll take anyone!!! I think we even have 15 members already out in California so he'll have some fellow dorks to hang out with.
Our whole motto is "The road to T3". T1 is the transition from swim to bike, T2 is from bike to run, and we have the T3 which is from run to drink. We even got the dude throwing back a beer on our jersey, and a dork is something that you would call Hugh is it not?
Check us out at: Team Dork Rocket
If only they'll have him.