We Like Our 'Hos Here
As if things couldn't get any worse for our local gridiron gigolos, it turns out that they brought in out of town talent for the infamous cruise:
Strippers flew in for the party. Football players pulled up in limos. As a pair of chartered boats eased onto Lake Minnetonka, booze started flowing and, according to crew members, a sex party began.
Investigators now believe that the strippers from Atlanta, Florida and elsewhere apparently work for a high-class escort or call-girl service that caters to professional athletes, two law enforcement officials said.
What, our local home-grown skanks ain't good enough fer ya? Salt in the wounds boys. Salt in the wounds.
UPDATE: Dementee has similar thoughts. (Did I really just write that?)