"Goaltenders are 3 sandwiches shy of a picnic. From the moment primitive man
lurched erect, he survived on the principle that when something hard and potentially
lethal comes toward you at great velocity, get the hell out of it's path."
-Jim Taylor
The Star Tribune is reporting that the Police Chief of Northfield is on indefinite leave after fudging the truth a little on the seriousness of the heroin problem in Wellstonia.
My funny business detector went off when I saw this picture of the Chief: