"Goaltenders are 3 sandwiches shy of a picnic. From the moment primitive man
lurched erect, he survived on the principle that when something hard and potentially
lethal comes toward you at great velocity, get the hell out of it's path."
-Jim Taylor
Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson (born May 16, 1969) is a multi-named television pundit, a former bow-tie wearer, and a dick. His insufferability was inflicted on America--or at least that tiny fraction of America that watches MSNBC--for three hours every weekday on the eponymous show Tucker, which aired at 4pm, 6pm and 2am ET, until it was canceled on March 10, 2008.