Maybe there is a good reason mimes traditionally don't talk very much. When they open up their traps, the following spills out.
From Mikael the Mime, on impeaching the President:
"This is not the time for politics as usual," he says. "It is time to take an extreme stand against the extreme evil that has taken over our nation."
If only George Bush had been satisfied with merely being evil, he would have been OK. But he had to go and be extremely evil and now he's got the mimes calling for his head.
I think he can still hold out though, as long as he doesn't lose the support of the carnival geeks.
UPDATE: Oops, too late!