Thursday, November 20, 2008

Hitler Was Not An Evil Man

Breaking news this week from the British Sun has revealed that Adolph Hitler was not an evil man after all. Oh, he definitely was an evil SOB, but he was just a bit short of being a man:

AN extraordinary account from a German army medic has finally confirmed what
the world long suspected: Hitler only had one ball.

War veteran Johan Jambor made the revelation to a priest in the 1960s, who wrote it down.

The priest's document has now come to light - 23 years after Johan's death.

The war tyrant's medical condition has been mocked for years in a British song.

The lyrics are: "Hitler has only got one ball, the other is in the Albert
Hall. His mother, the dirty b****r, cut it off when he was small."

That certainly is a cheeky little song mocking the evil A-dog's unenviable condition, but I've always been more familiar with a slightly different version that includes a few of his closest friends (sung to the tune of The Colonel Bogey March):
Hitler, he only had one ball
Goring, had two but they were small
Himmler, had something similar
But Goebbels had no balls at all
I'm not entirely sure where these lyrics came from but I have the vague recollection it came from these guys.

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