The polls have closed, the votes have been counted, and we now have our two NARN First Team Loon of the Year finalists.
In the first semi-final, House Majority Leader Nancy Pelosi crammed down a victory over Senate Pejorative Leader Al Franken by a 62% to 38% margin.
In the second semi, Al Gore shut down Jimmy Carter like a global warming induced snow storm shuts down Dallas in December as the poet who don't even know it throttled the former POTUS 82% to 18%.
This sets up a clash of the titans final as it's Pelosi versus Gore for all the marbles, a coveted prize for these two contenders who seem to have lost all their small, spherical glass toys over the course of the last year. Voting begins later today and the winner will be announced LIVE on the NARN First Team show this Saturday.