Regarding the nascent King Banaian for House effort, I think this could also provide the foundation for a campaign song:
The lyrics would have to be worked on to some degree. For example, I don't believe King Banaian is Beachwood aged. But the beginning "here comes the King, here comes the Big Number One" part, I picture King riding in on a ornate wagon pulled by a team of Clydesdales. That smells like victory to me.