The latest and greatest idea from the guys with narrow ties in the Fraters Libertas Marketing Department is braclets that say "WAWOK." The concept is a takeoff on the WWJD fad that swept the country some years ago. This time around we've updated the source of guidance and gotten a little more specific in the recommended action.
The next time you find yourself in a tricky situation and are unsure what to do next, simply consult the bracelet and ask yourself "Whose Ass Would Obama Kick?" under similar circumstances. The only drawback that might keep this idea from becoming the next pet rock is that as of yet there isn't much precedent in the area of ass kicking from President Obama. But we expect that to change any day now and when it does you can expect a gusher of demand for our WAWOK bracelets.