A professional wrestler, a washed-up comic and failed radio talk show host, and a trust fund baby? Why not a second rate carpetbagger lawyer from California?
It's time to put an end to Wimpy-Sota!
It's time to Man-up Minnesota. If not me, who? If not now, when?
If nominated I WILL run. If elected, I WILL serve. (Just not well.)
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