True story. Tooling around town late this morning in my vehicle, tuned into a local radio station which used to broadcast fresh and insightful political talk during that hour. Heard some guy talking about vitamin supplements or digestive aids or balm or something. In describing the scope of the remedial powers of this product, he said something to the effect that it will help you "from your mouth all the way to your anus."
Comment from the person in the passenger seat, 'I thought when you guys got cancelled, that would be the end of ***holes on the radio'.