It's bad enough that we have to put up with the Packers being in the Super Bowl next week. And now this:
Are you sitting down? Do you have your inhaler on hand? Please try not to panic, but Hot Dish is going to have to break some bad news: Shakey's pizza has scrapped its plans to return to Minnesota.
You've lived without its paper mustaches, player pianos, and Styrofoam boater hats for nearly a decade, so you can hold out just a little longer, right?
Noooooooooooo! That's like a Brett-Favre-NFC-Championship-game-interception to the solar plexus for us right now. No sunshine. No Super Bowl. And now, no Shakey's. We like it here?