What? Nobody gives a s***?
Look at the bright-side. At least you're not Detroit.
Oh, wait. Lions 4-0. Tigers in the ALCS. Red Wings, well, they're the Red Wings.
THE ELDER ADDS: James is forgetting that the Golden Gopher hockey team crushed noted powerhouse Sacred Heart 9-0 last night. It may not be a victory of great significance, but in an area starved for sports success of any sort we'll take what we can get.