Friday, April 06, 2012

Swanson Hungry Man

Ron Swanson is one of the two greatest characters on television today. The other is Jack Donaghy (you don't have to like the actor to like the character he plays). How can you not like a guy who uses these checks?

I would buy those checks if I could.

Anyway, some enterprising web scribbler has taken a shot at fashioning The Swanson Guide to Man/Woman Relations and for the most part he hits his mark:

If a woman ever asks you to compromise the protein sector of your diet, she may as well have defecated on your wooden sailing ship collection: that’s the first and last red flag you’ll ever need.

Lest you doubt the greatness of Ron Swanson, this video sorry THIS VIDEO should set you straight.