Wednesday, May 09, 2012

Father of the Bride

The REAL reason Ziggy Wilf needs hundreds of millions of tax dollars to build a stadium for his football team?

He’s on the hook to pay for a wedding later this summer. 

I think he just won the popular support of fathers with daughters across the state. 

Via Katie Baker at Grantland, who notes that young Miss Wilf’s fiancĂ© happens to be an aide to Gov. Chris Chrisite (NJ): 

Imagine that guvna on the dance floor at your wedding.

That does promise to add some extra drama to the chicken dance.