Wednesday, May 09, 2012

Father of the Bride

The REAL reason Ziggy Wilf needs hundreds of millions of tax dollars to build a stadium for his football team?

He’s on the hook to pay for a wedding later this summer. 

I think he just won the popular support of fathers with daughters across the state. 

Via Katie Baker at Grantland, who notes that young Miss Wilf’s fiancé happens to be an aide to Gov. Chris Chrisite (NJ): 

Imagine that guvna on the dance floor at your wedding.

That does promise to add some extra drama to the chicken dance.